First fic… and I have no clue what the heck I'm writing about… but here it is!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything… please don't sue, I don't even have money to feed my dog with…
"I'm bored." Yusuke said rolling over on his belly. He was the unlucky one who got stuck with no room on the couch and had to lay on the floor, while everybody else got a soft cushion to sit on.
"Oh... Oh... I know what we should do." Botan rose from her seat enthusiastically, accidently hitting Yusuke on the head with her legs.
"Owe..." Yusuke cried out annoyed.
"How about let's watch 'Beauty and the Beast'." Yusuke groaned letting his head fall to the floor making a small but painful thump; Kurama slapped his hand lightly on his forehead; Keiko gave a small laugh in disagreement. Hiei, on the other hand, glared angrily at kuwabara who had a giggly expression while smiling shyly at Yukina; who was doing the same, from across the room.
Hiei crossed his arms and grouchly said, "I think I'm gonna be sick."
Botan looked at him, slightly hurt. "I love that movie... it's so romantic."
"Yeah, well if I was that beauty's brother, I would kick that beast's ASS for even laying an eye on her." Hiei's eyes squinted a little more, focusing his anger on Kuwabara. Eyes plotting.
"Right..." Botan answered awkwardly, noting Hiei's death glare aimed straight at Kuwabara. "Well does anybody else have anymore ideas?" she let herself fall back on the couch hopelessly believing that this weakend was going to be just like every weakend that they don't get any missions.
Everybody sat quietly for a while thinking about whatever.
Shizuru walks in a rush slipping on her shoes as fast as she could. "I'm heading to the store, I'll be right back." she said breaking the silence.
"I'll go with you." Yukina quickly rose from her seat. "It's to late to go alone." she chased after Shizuru who already rushed out the door.
Keiko who worried that a couple of weirdos can team up on Yukina and Shizuru, decided to go two.
Kuwabara and Yusuke watched as their girls headed out the door, took one quick glance at one another and together yelled out at them, "Wait up!"
They ran past Koenma in the hall who in shock pushed himself against the wall. "Where's everybody going in such a hurry?" He asked Kurama and Botan who where the only ones left in the room.
Kurama quickly answered "Walmart."
Koenma and Botan both looked at him quizzically. "Hn..." Botan thoght trying to make sence of something in her brain. "Do they sell wall stuff there?" Botan asked.
Kurama arched an eyebrow, slightly amused at his friend's bliss about the human world. "We should just go with them."
"Shizuru, wait we're going with you." Keiko said both her and Yukina panting for air after catching up with her.
Shizuru turned around and nodded at both girls, "Okay." she said. "I kinda didn't want to go alone, but we need to hurry before they close." she opened the car door and signaled them to get in. And before Shizuru could close the door behind them, Kuwabara and Yusuke were both shoving and pushing one another so they can squeeze in, too. Shizuru rolled her eyes and grabbed both of them from their ears so they would still.
"And where do you two think you're going?"
Kuwabara hissed in pain. "Aw, c'mon sis, le..."
"No, little brother, I'm in a hurry." She said firmly.
"Please, please, pretty please..."
"Fine." She said calculating how long it would take to end this arguement and subtracting it from how much time she still had. And finally she let them both drop to the ground. "But if I'm late, you are both dead."
Kuwabara stood quickly wanting to beat Yusuke to the seat next to Yukina, but before he could take a step into the car, he was shoved out of the way by Hiei. "Hey." he said but let him have it not really wanting to start an argument.
"Hold on, we want to go too." Kurama said politely.
Shizuru just let her gaze fall to the ground while shaking her head in defeat, "Whatever." and proceeded to the drivers seat.
"Why do you have to sit on MY laps." Kuwabara complained to Yusuke who was unconfortrably arching his head on the ceiling of Shizuru's small car.
"Hey, I'm not exactly enjoying this either." Yusuke hissed at him.
Both Keiko and Yukina, who were stuck in the same position, giggled at Kuwabara's and Yusuke's agony. And even Hiei who was sitting on top of Kurama, smiled a little trying to hold back a laugh.
As they approached an empty parking, Botan; who sat on the co-pilot seat with baby Koenma on her laps; could read the big white letters on a long blue building that read 'Walmart', and yelped in joy. "We're here!"
"Finally..." Kuwabara said distressed, "I can't feel my legs."
Shizuru parked on the nearest parking to the entrance of Walmart. She peaked trough the wind shield of her car, and could clearly see the man stanting guard at the door rejecting a girl permission to walk in.
She turned calmly towards her brother who was sitting just behind her and calmly began to say, "You are DEAD!" ending with a scream, as she tried to reach over to get a hold of Kuwabara's neck. Her body was half way over the seat while arms streched from everywhere trying to pull Shizuru off of her brother, who was ducking behind Yusuke.
"Wait... Wait... Wait... Don't kill me!" Kuwabara pleaded. "I CAN GET US IN!"
Shizuru finally calmed down and said, "What?"
TBC...