okay, so I was watching a state farm commercial and had this idea.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DOCTOR WHO OR STATE FARM, I'M JUST BORROWING THEM.


So the Earth was being invaded, again. well all that was left to do was call the doctor, Jack thought as he walked around torchwood looking for his phone. "Hey Lanto have you seen my phone?"

"No sorry"

"Well that's just great! No way to reach the doctor... Wait a minute! I know what to do!" Like a good neighbor state farm is there, with the tardis!"

Suddenly the TARDIS materialized in front of them. "Oh wait! I forgot the doctor!" "Like a good neighbor, state farm is there, with the doctor!"

Then they saw the doctor, wearing a straw hat and sunglasses appear outside the TARDIS.

"Wait!? How did I get here?! I was just on barcelona-the planet.."

"Remember doc, a magician never shares his secret!"


okay, so that was incredibly stupid, but i had too. I couldn't resist!

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