I got my inspiration from Hana-Kimi and She's the man!!!

Chapter 1: A small favor?

"Inoue? Are you sure you want to go this far for a guy?"

"Oh Rukia please?"

Inoue looked at her with big puppy dog eyes. Rukia sighed.

"All right,but you owe me big time!"

Inoue squealed with delight and hugged Rukia.Then she went back to cutting her hair.

SNIP SNIP

The Next Day

Rukia walked forward to the gate, the school was HUGE. Well it should be, we're supposed to live there. Before Rukia could take another step, someone jumped on her and dragged her away.

"Ow!!"

"SSSHHHHH"

"Inoue?What are you doing here?"

"I came to check up on you!"

"No you didn't."

"Fine…..Are you sure you know who the guy is?

"No."

Inoue sighed

"His name is Ichigo Kurosaki, youll know it's him by the bright orange hair."

"Bright……Orange………Hair?

"Yes now go!"

Rukia was shoved into the school entrance with Inoue nowhere to be found. Rukia entered the school and rushed to the bathroom, she looked in the mirror. Inoue did a pretty good job at cutting her hair; she still kind of looked like a girl but, who would suspect a girl at an all guy's school?

RING!!!

The first bell rang so Rukia rushed to her first class: Art

"Good morning class we have a new student to our school, Kuchiki Rukia!"

"Hello nice to meet you."

SILENCE

Rukia quietly took her seat and was taking her supplies out when….

"Rukia right? You sure look like a midget."

Rukia grew a vein

KAPOW!

The whole class turned to see what that noise was.

The teacher raised an eyebrow

"Are you okay?"

"The person beside me just fell down."

"Okay, I don't want another disruption from you again Ichigo Kurosaki."

"Whatever."

Ichigo Kurosaki?

Rukia slowly turned her head around to see BRIGHT ORANGE HAIR.

She stared. Ichigo glared at her, he KICKED him. "You're dead."

"Damn it."

"Huh? What?"

"I got stuck with the midget for the art project."

Rukia punched his stomach

After ALL Their Classes

Rukia walked tiredly to her dorm room, there wasn't too much homework but soooo boring classes. She wanted a nice long bath to cure her sore butt; she was sitting on it all day.

"Ahh…….home at last."

Well not technically home

"You again?"

Rukia froze

She knew that voice

"Hello Ichigo, what are you doing in my dorm room?"

"This is my dorm room, get out."

Rukia kicked his head making Ichigo fly across the room and hitting a wall.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM"

"Oh no, don't tell me we're roommates."

Rukia blinked

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Her shout echoed through the halls

"Jeez, you're loud."

Why did I get him?...Wait……. this is a good opportunity to try and get him with Inoue.

Rukia looked back at him

"Sorry about the kick."

…………………………………..

"SORRY? YOU KICKED ME TWO TIMES WITH NO REASON!"

"YOU CALLED ME A MIDGET AND I ALREADY SAID SORRY!"

"I CALLED YOU A MIDGET BECAUSE YOU ARE!"

BAM

Rukia punched Ichigo in the stomach

Rukia turned her head and started to unpack when Ichigo was about to kick her head.

WHAM

Rukia grabbed Ichigo's leg and threw him at the door.

OUCH

"Hey Ichigo……."

Chad opened the door to find a half dead Ichigo lying on the floor. Ishida noticed that too…….

"Get up Ichigo……."

………………………………………

Nothing

Rukia stood up and kicked his head which slammed into a wall….

DOUBLE OUCH

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!"

"That kick was to only wake you up…"

Ichigo walked past Rukia

"Let's go..."

"Where're you going?"

"We're going to Keigo's and Mizuro's dorm."

Ichigo started to leave when Ishida asked

"Do you want to come………?"

"Rukia, Kuchiki Rukia and sure."

"Gre-."

Ichigo grabbed Ishida's collar

"ARE YOU CRAZY?"

Ichigo tried to whisper but Rukia heard.

Everyone just walked past Ichigo smiling and talking leaving Ichigo following behind them.