Characters: Simon and River Tam
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG
Summary: What if River and Simon planned the whole thing?
Author's Notes: Okay. So. Dark!Simon is so totally to blame for this. This is a nutty AU speculation, using the prompts from , even though this is not a part of the challenge. And if anyone wants to be my Chinese-Guru until I get my hands on that gorram dictionary, that would be shiny. And a fic title wouldn't go amiss, either.

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He had a lapful of River as soon as he had sat down.

Simon Tam's shift at the hospital had gone well, and he was fairly certain he had added a few more stars next to his name. His Residency would be over very, very soon at this rate, and his status in the medical community would be magnified that much more. It was a sweet victory, being so gifted. But these thoughts fled as his younger sister snuggled into him.

"I did it today, at school," she said simply. "Got everything we need."

Simon nuzzled River's neck as he felt her hand run up and over his chest and deposit a data chip in his shirt pocket.

"That's my girl," he cooed, hugging her close. "I have all the accounts set up and a payment plan in place. All we need to do is make it untraceable."

River giggled. "We can do that after dinner."

"You bet, sister-mine. Once that's done, everything will be in place. Are you ready?"

"I was born ready," she replied, before burying her face in his shoulder.

Simon rubbed his sister's back affectionately. "Tai hao le, xiao mei mei," he whispered. "Tai hao le..."

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Translations:

1) Very good, brave sister. Very Good...