Intro to my onii chan"s fault for me becoming girl

What up people it is I the 9 tailed okami and writer 9tailedokami16x I here to tell you that I am writing this I got the idea after reading a lot! Of female naruto fanfics and so before I fully write it I will ask some of the character for there opinion (scoffs like I really care) and so let us start with naruto. What do you think about this for a fanfic you were sent on a mission to get info out a guy using your sexy-jutsu but get bit by a snake created by kabuto? So tell me the truth

Naruto: what do you want you want to make me a girl I oughta(gets cut by author to ask sakura what she thinks of this)

Me: well sakura what do you think of this fanfic and do be honest like or hat

sakura: well since you say so I hate it how dare you turn naruto into a girl next you might make sasuke fall in love with naruto (then realizes that was the plan) hey I thought you were a guy this looks more like something a fan girl of the manga would do or are you gay (start to laugh not seeing 9tailedokami16x doing an impression of sasuke's emo face then freak out)

Me: might as well see what sasuke thinks of this but first I will have naruto turned into a girl right now( snaps finger and naruto is a girl and she realizes it and runs away mad)

Sakura: how could you be so mean (runs after the now girl Naruto)

Me: so sasuke what do you really think about my idea

Sasuke: hmm not bad for an idiot

Me: hey treat me with respect I am the writer or else I will make it hell for you

Sasuke: what could be worse than making me fall for Naruto

(Grinning a wolf grin evilly) Me: how about I kick your ass then you arrogant little punk

Sasuke scoffs: like you can naruto only could because he had a bijuu or as you say it a tailed beast what do you have

Me(pretend to look defeated but then happily say) oh nothing beside the 9 tailed okami inside of me)

Sasuke:that is impossible(but is scared stiff of knowing he could have had his ass handed to him)

Me: why else do you think I call myself 9tailedokami16x I do have my reason 1. I am a 9taled okami 2. I am 16 years old when I joined fanfiction and finally 3. I am a badass

Sasuke defeated: fine I will tell I *like it* (I look at him funny) fine I really like it since now it won't look like I'm gay

Me well that was some of the people involved with this story also sasuke's a fucking faggot (run as fast as he can in his okami form before sasuke could attack him)

Sasuke: damm you9tailedokami16x damm you I get you someday and when it happens you're going to be sorry

Me: yeah sorry that your stupid and would actually try and fight me a 9 tailed okami)

Okami=wolf in Japanese