Chapter 1. The Dursley's meet Luna Lovegood
"So which one of you charming friends is this, boy?" Uncle Vernon asked Harry, staring at one of Luna's radish earrings rather rudely.
"Oh, this is Luna Lovegood." Uncle Vernon continued to stare and backed subconsciously towards the door, away from Luna.
"She's one of your lot, is she?"
"Oh yeah, she knows some really great spells!"
At the mention of spells the vein in the centre of Uncle Vernon's forehead suddenly swelled at an alarming rate and Dudley ran from the room clutching his buttocks at the memory of the tail so many years ago.
"Look what you made him do" said Aunt Petunia suddenly as she saw Dudley running.
'Look at him run' Harry thought as he saw the scared boy running but accidentally let a slight smile slip onto his face.
"And what is so funny, boy?" said Uncle Vernon.
"Nothing" Harry replied sniggering a little.
"You relatives are a bit strict, aren't they?" said Luna quite audibly to Harry so that everyone else could hear.
"Shhh, and, well, yeah" he whispered back.
"Hey Luna what was that thing the, the , the.."
"The crumple horned snorecack?"
"Yeah".
"Excuse me" interrupted Uncle Vernon, "the crumple horned what, did you say?"
"The crumple horned snorecack" Luna replied,
"And, what might I ask is that?" said his voice quaking,
"A magical…"
"Magic, MAGIC, I want no mentions of magic in this household!" he yelled, "Out, OUT!"
So, as he yelled this over and over he quite rudely pushed Luna out the door and told Harry that he is
Never to have wizarding friends over again and
To go to his room where he would be fed meals through the cat flap, which they had put in in the second year, and to stay there until the holidays were over.