One day Poseidon was extremely bored, so he got a high tech computer and on the computer he got a fan-fiction account. Being an awesome God and all, he published a long biography about his life. No one reviewed telling him he was awesome so he got very angry; that is why we had Hurricane Katerina. Then he was even more angry, because people said he sucked at writing and was full of himself, he decided to publish what you are reading right now. Using his almighty horribly wicked Godly powers he decided that anyone who didn't review this story would be eaten by SHAMU like that one lady was in Sea World. (Or some other sea creature) ... so he recommends you review unless you want your pet goldfish to eat you! Remember you have to go to Sea World at some point ... and Shamu is waiting for you!
Signed,
~Poseidon~
Who wants reviews.
Satisfied, Poseidon got off his computer and walked off to go chat with Zeus on Aim.
Okay so heres how it goes. Flamers/Veritas I have a request for format. Please put your sentences in this order:
Constructive Criticism
The requests for deletion
Anything else you have to put. (Insults go here)
It just keeps everything organized! I know it's not that funny but sometimes randomness can put a smile on your face.
Constructive Criticism people just do your thing same for the others..