I was awakened by the sounds of talking and moving furniture. I glanced at my alarm clock; it read 11:30 am.

"Mmmm, too early," I muttered with my eyes half open.

My head fell back to my pillow as I fell into sleep again. That was a bad move. All of a sudden my landlord threw open my bedroom door, screaming at me to get out of bed and after that all I heard was

"Blah, blah, blah, rent, blah, blah, blah, evicted, blah, blah…"

I lifted my hand and made a lazy shooing gesture with it then let it drop.

"Neah,"I mumbled.

She continued on, ranting and raving, when I bolted upright.

"Bloody hell! You're evicting me!?"

"That's right so pack your stuff and leave."

"But, but, but," I stammered.

"Out. NOW!"

"Fine," I grumbled adding a silent" Stupid Bitch"after it.

So I packed my few possessions and was on the second floor when Joey and Tori, my two best friends, came running up to me with tears in their eyes.

"Kenny, we got evicted from our apartments, can we stay with you?" they whined.

"Hehe, sorry guys but I'm just as homeless as you are."

"Oooh, Dammit!" yelled Tori.

"I don't want to be a bum!" cried Joey.

"Calm down you guys, I have an idea," I said.

"What? What is it?"Tori begged.

"OOO, OOO, I know what it is. We mooch off of someone else for a while," Joey exclaimed proudly.

"Ooo, you're a smart one," I joked" yes, but who do we mooch off of?"

We stood there thinking for a while, until…

"How about some poor kind sap/sucker."Tori suggested.

"Good idea," I congradulated."But who is it going to be, it can't be someone we don't know."

"How about Yuki Sohma,"Tori questioned.

It was good for something on such short notice.

"Good plan," I said.

Joey looked as though she was going to beat one of us.

"Hey! Yuki isn't a poor, kind, sucker….."She started.

I interrupted her with a thought I had just had.

"No he isn't but you are. No. not even a poor kind one, you're just a sucker and the boys down at the strip club really enjoy it,"

Tori started to laugh and so did I. Joey looked as though she was ready to kill.

"Anyways, as I was saying he isn't a poor, kind sucker he's a cute, perfect gentleman."

"Ya gentle with any man he can find," laughed Tori.

The two of us started to laugh again this time like maniacs. I pretended to puke at what Joey had called Yuki.

"Bleh," I said.

Joey had had enough and slapped me in the head so hard that my eyes crossed.

"Dammit, woman that hurt!" I yelled.

Tori interrupted our 'fight'.

"Guys?"

Joey and I stopped our argument.

"Ya,"came our answer.

"Aren't we late for school?" She finished.

I looked at my watch, it said 11:45.

"Ho crap your right!" I yelled.

We took off running down the hall. At the bottom of the stairs I stopped in my tracks

"Hold on. How am I supposed to go to school in my pajamas?"

Joey and Tori got a good look at I was wearing. They started to laugh a little because they were awake and fully clothed when they got evicted.

"Too bad you'll have to change when we get to school," Joey said.

"Awww man," I whined as we ran out of the building.

We turned left and were racing to school. Two fully clothed girls and a not so clothed one. We arrived at school around 12:15.We stood outside the gate panting.

"We…really need….to…..work out more," Joey panted.

"Damn straight sister," replied Tori.

I stood up straight and gazed around for the nearest locker room.

"Guys, do you know where the nearest locker room is again?"

"Uh…it's by the gym," returned Tori.I looked towards the gym.

"Thanks, guess I'll see you guys in class then."

"Right see ya then."

We said goodbye and I walked to the gym while Tori and Joey walked to class, which just happened to be English (L.A) with our poor kind sucker. I got showered, dressed, and brushed my hair and teeth. Once I finished it was 12:30, time for lunch. I ran to the cafeteria-thingy-place and cut into the line with Tori and Joey.

"Sooo, what did I miss?" I asked.

"Oh nothing much, just 'Stalker' here gouging holes into the back of Sappy's head with her eyes,"Tori explained.

"Hey! It's not my fault he's so hott!"Defended Joey.

I laughed a little.

"Excuse me, I don't mean to intrude or anything, but who, may I asked is Sappy and what class is he in?" came the question from behind.

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Alright I've merged some chapters together,for those who have read this before,since some of them were too short...ummmm.Thats all.Enjoy!