Marauder's Cup

First and foremost: if you are reading a drabble, take a drink before starting. If you are reading something with actual plot, take two drinks before starting. And, if you are reading smut, PWP, or anything NC-17, finish whatever drink you have, make another, down it, and grab yourself another for the game below. Believe me, it'll be awkward otherwise.

Drink:

every time Sirius makes an obnoxious declaration of love for Remus.

When Remus is insecure about his looks

If there's a fangirl Lily (and then squee loudly)

Every time Peter is mentioned

Every time James gets shot down by Lily

Every time a nickname is used (MWPP!)

Take two drinks:

If any one of the Marauders goes on a kitchen raid.

For a SB/RL supportive James.

A James who has actually managed to date Lily

A like-able Peter

Cohesive use of canon characters

When Remus swears

Whenever The Prank is mentioned

Finish your drink:

Any sort of non-con is mentioned

A James/Sirius/Remus threesome

If Sirius cries

If October 31st is mentioned (as in the day James and Lily died)

Once you hit the smut!