(Cue some random theme and opening similar to Red vs. Blue) Burn the Spartan and Hicks the Spartan come into view.

Burn: Hello, I'm Burn from the Adventures of Fire Team Destro.

Hicks: And I'm Hicks, the team's worthless- alright I'm not reading this (Burn cocks a shotgun and aims it at him) *Sigh* I'm Hicks, the team's worthless meat sack who is inferior to everyone in every way. (Looks at Burn) There you happy?

Burn: Yes. (Looks towards where he believes the readers would be looking at them, but fails and has his back to you all) Today we are doing a P.S.A. because I think we should try to explain something important.

Hicks: He's just copying RvB.

Burn: HICKS! For the love of God shut up! Anyway, were here to talk about the new hit RT show RWBY, specifically the pairings. What is it with you people and White Rose, or Bumblebee, or whatever they call Ren and Nora pairings?! I don't even know where in God's name these came from? I mean come on, Blake and Yang aren't that attached, and Weiss just yells at Ruby a lot. So what in the name of Eisenhower's oatmeal happened to cause this?

Hicks: Not that I have any problem with it. Especially the 'lemons'.

Burn: Shut up your perverted b #rd! Also, Ren and Nora are just friends! Why would they be a couple?! That makes no sense! I mean, the only pairing that seems obvious is what you people would call 'Arkos'.

Hicks: Wait, what?

Burn: Yeah, I mean come on, we all know Pyrrah has an obvious crush on Jaune.

Hicks: She does?

Burn: Yes. Before she meet Jaune she said she didn't care about teams that much, but after meeting him, she immediately decides to be his teammate.

Hicks: Now that you think about it, it does seem obvious.

Burn: So anyway, we, the soldiers of Fire Team Destro, are going on a cross dimensional mission to correct these random pairings that show up, except Arkos, that one is obvious.

Matt: BURN! An army of RWBY couple supporters have just appeared and they're starting to over run our defenses.

There's a crashing sound and Grant can be heard screaming.

Grant: THEY'RE IN MY BRAIN! THEY'RE IN MY BRAIIINNNNN!

Burn: Security breach! Rico, initiate plan 'Crimson like Blood'.

Hicks is then grabbed by a robotic hand and thrown at the horde.

Hicks: OH, YOU MOTHER F #$ER!

Burn and Matt then start running away but find another entrance blocked by another horde.

Burn: They're everywhere! Matt, open fire! Use live rounds!

Matt: Too late!

(cue screen fading away as everyone is screaming) THIS HAS BEEN A FIRE TEAM DESTRO P.S.A.