Insanity on the Set, Please by NachoManLance
Disclaimer: Love Hina is owned by Ken Akamatsu,.....lucky bastard.
This is an original fic that took me about a couple of days to brainstorm. It may not be worth the read, mostly because it's a self-insert, but thats just for you, the reader, to decide. It's basically the Love Hina cast trying to shoot a movie directed by Keitaro, but knowing how crazy these group of characters may be when put in the same room, it is with caution that you are in a lightened mood and be ready for laughs. Otherwise, there will be pink, carnivorous sheep haunting your pancreas. Enjoy!
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Chapter 1: Building the Props
"I'm home!"
Keitaro walked inside the Hinata Sou one evening, beaming with joy. Shinobu and Motoko came running from the kitchen, and Su just jumped down from the top of the stairs. Talon had appeared out of nowhere in his weretiger form, dropping from the ceiling and making a ten-point landing on the floor. "What's all the commotion, ya'll?" Kitsune walked in from the living room, looking like she just woke up from a nice sleep. Mutsumi walked down from upstairs, "Ara ara, hi Keitaro!" Lance came in last from the kitchen, still holding a small tray of nachos in his hand (and mouth).
"It's a project I'm sure to ace," said Keitaro, still smiling, "I have to produce and direct a movie for my Media Arts class, and I've made my story line already and I'm starring all of you in it!"
"Thats wonderful Keitaro!" Kitsune cheered.
"Fsweet dude! I alwayfs wanted to be in a moffvie!" Lance spoke with his mouth full.
"Nasty, dude.." Talon brushed off some of his nacho bits, "But thats cool Keitaro, when do we begin?"
"You're really gonna put me in it, sempai?" Shinobu looked more than happy.
"Well, I suppose so,.." Motoko looked her usual, uninterested self.
"What's a Media Art? Is that a food group?" Su jumped on Keitaro.
Suddenly Naru popped up from around the hall looking pleased, "I heard all that Keitaro and I'm surprised that you finally have something good to do in school. So what's the movie about?"
Keitaro looked as though he was waiting for that question, "Well, it's about this kingdom called Hinatalot, and the princess, played by Naru-"
His story was cut extremely short due to the Talon and Lance's outbursts of protest.
"WHAT?! Naru, a princess? What a load of BS!"
"Why couldn't you make her the bitchy peasant she desrves to-"
They too were cut short of their yelling. For seconds later, guilty for not realizing that she was in the same room, Naru had implanted a fist-full of rage upside their heads and out of the house. Moments after landing from the Earth's Orbit, Talon and Lance got their scolding they oh-so deserve from the princess herself.
"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT I WAS IN THE SAME ROOM YOU KNOW!!!!"
"Please, just let me finish!" Keitaro pleaded. He sighed a heavy sigh and went on, "Anyway, the princess and her two hand maidens, Shinobu and Kitsune, are kidnapped by the evil sorcerer Lancelot-" He was once again interrupted, this time by Lance (with a bruise bulging at every word).
"WHAT?! I'm the bad guy?! No way man, no way!"
"You have to, or else you can't be in it at all and my project is ruined!" Keitaro yelled back, "Besides, I'm offering you a month long of free Mexican food for your-" He was stopped again by Lance, who gave him a "Su Style" kick to the head.
"Yes! Thats what I'm talking about, I'm in!"
Su crept over to Lance and whispered in his ear, "Not bad at all, you've been practicing...."
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NEXT TIME: The movie is ready to go and filming starts! But how will the first chapter turn out?....