It was a typical day in Feudal Japan. Nothing out of the ordinary, birds singing in the summer breeze, little creatures scurrying around playing games. All was quiet…….
BOOM!!!!!!!!
"Why did you go and do that for, Kagome?!!" Inuyasha yelled as he climbed out of the crater in the shape of his body that dug a large groove into the ground.
"I told you to get out of the tree, it had poison ivy in it!" she yelled back. "I was just trying to help you!"
"And I told you my body is different than yours, I don't have to worry about that stuff! Why can't you just leave me alone, all you do is bother me, anyway!" Kagome glared at him.
"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" With each sit, Inuyasha would dig back into the ground, making another impression beside the first one.
"Not again…." Miroku said coming up the trail from Kaede's village, Shippo and Sango behind him with Kirara bringing up the back.
"How many times did she say sit this time?" Sango asked as they set the food and supplies down. Miroku looked at each crater in the ground and said the first hole here was just once, but the other one was…….four times?"
"Five……" Inuyasha grumbled from the ground. He climbed out and shook the dirt from him and sat on the ground. "Stupid woman, always worrying about the little things, but when it comes to fighting demons you have to tell her what to do." He mumbled and Kagome growled in frustration, causing him to flinch back as she sat beside him.
"So which way are we headed now?" Shippo asked as he dug into a piece of fruit.
"Northeastern villages have been having demon troubles, destroying the village and killing off the people." Sango said. "Something to look into."
"I guess we are going to the Northeast then." Kagome said with a smile. Then she looked up at the sky, watching a pair of larks fly over head. "Wonder what kind of demon is terrorizing those people."
"A dead one." Inuyasha said simply as he dug into a bowl of instant Ramen.
"You are so crude!" Kagome said stabbing her chopsticks into her sushi.
"You want me to let it live? Destroy more villages?" Inuyasha yelled, turning to her.
"Of course not! But you don't have be so blunt about it! Death is a sensitive topic!" she countered.
"Humans, you make no sense. Death happens all the time, why be so fidgety about it?"
"Because once you die, that's it! We don't heal from near death experiences like demons can!"
"Then don't be so weak!"
"SIT!" Kagome yelled.
Sango, Miroku, and Shippo all sighed. Miroku said, "That makes seven in one day."
Shippo nodded and said, "Idiot."