First of all I want to thank my mommy for bringing me to this planet and always encou… oh… isn't this my Oscar speech?

Prinfo (my smart word for Info before you read the story, Pre-Info, get it?)

I don't own any of the smart characters in Smallville or Lana Lang. I do, however, own Kelsy White. She is my slave and I make her dance like a monkey sometimes. Luna Lang is property of Monica Dee aka Elvira, find her in my favourite authors (her name's Princess(insert numbers).

I'm sure the concepts already been used but it's not like I care.

As a warning the pairing you should expect are:

Luna/Jason (despite the fact that I know nothing about him)

Kelsy/Clark (because that's just they way I work)

Other things to watch out for are swearing, green and the occasional mention of things you (and I) know nothing about.

BTW, I didn't mean that comment about Lana. I like her fine!

I apologize to Monica about any deformation of character I've done to Luna. (Heh, I keep wanting to call her Luxie…)

K-GIRL AND JAGUAR – Supergirls extraordinaire

Welcome To Smallville, City Slickers!

"I have a bad feeling about this," Lana said with a deep sigh. She placed her tray on the counter and began taking the dirty glasses off and putting them into the sink.

"How can it be a bad idea?" Clark asked with his usual friendly smile. "It's actually strange I've never met her. You say she's been here before?"

"She visited us often before… you know," Lana said and closed her eyes to force the tears back. Clark nodded. "And you only came into our lives after the meteor shower. Luna's been all over the world since then from what I hear."

"And now she's coming here. With that friend of hers," Clark capped up. Chloe spun around on her chair and when she was facing Lana again she slammed her hands on the counter to stop turning.

"What do you know about that friend?" Lana shrugged. "Hey. Just out of curiosity, was your cousin in the meteor shower. I'm not sure you said she was here at the time or not."

"Chloe. I said she visited us before. She's been in New York ever since. Why? Do you think she could be a…"

"Meteor girl? I don't know. It's just we haven't had one of them for a while now. And what reason does she have to come visit you now? Thirteen years since your last meet?"

"Maybe she just wants to catch up on family," Clark said with a shrug. Chloe snorted.

"Like that's the best idea of the century." Clark sighed at the girls' pessimism.

"But if she's related to Lana, she can't be that bad," Clark said with a smile towards the brunette. He received an mirror image from Lana. Chloe turned and stuck her finger into her mouth but before anyone could say anything, she swivelled back to them.

"Anyway, when did you say Meteor Girl and sidekick will be here?" she asked and smiled innocently. Lana smiled and shook her head and Chloe's childishness.

"Tomorrow morning. That's why I'm locking up so early. I have to drive out to Metropolis at six," Lana said and looked at Chloe hopefully. Chloe laughed.

"I'll just wait for my Lana's relative interview until she gets here," she answered the unspoken question. She grabbed her half-empty plastic cup of coffee and got up. "See you tomorrow afternoon then." And with that she was off and away from having to get up at half past five in the morning.

"I'll go," Clark offered. "I mean… if you really need company," he added remembered that the two of them were probably not best left alone. He figured that having pushed Lana away was a bad idea, but he could not change it now.

"Oh…" Lana said and looked down. A moment later she looked back at him. "I guess you could come. But only if you sing for me." She laughed as Clark gave her confused look. "My radio's broken remember?" Clark joined in her laugh now and got up.

"I'll pick up at six in my car then," Clark said with a smile. Lana smiled back.

"Sure."

"I'm really not that sure about this," Luna said looking at her friend. "Me and Lana… never been the best of friends." Luna, although quite the wild child herself, had never proven to be the firmest supporter of Kelsy's plans, actions, semi-plans and most of all, her death-defying ideas. But, her bad side generally got the best of her and she would throw herself into fire for that girl. Of course, there were certain things to remember…

"Don't worry, Luna. I got it all under control," Kelsy said with a laugh and tried (in vain) to use her breath to get that annoying green strand of hair into place "We'll do it like we always do. Stay for a few weeks, maybe a month and then leave."

"But she's family, albeit the evil kind – that are boring," Luna added quickly. "And she's a year or so older than I am – your age I think. Once she finds out about my parents, urg, you know how family can get."

"My family's a bit different, but I'm sure my TV and movie addiction can give me a pretty good idea, Luna. So are you cool?" Kelsy asked and bounced on her feet to adjust her backpack. She held her hand out to her friend and waited. Luna looked at the hand for a while and then grabbed it.

"You know what they say, Kels," she said with a smirk and shook it. Kelsy smiled back at her but it came out a bit confused. "Let's go then." Luna let go of her friend's hand, grabbed her bag off the floor and went running through the airport terminal.

"No! Luna, wait! What do they say? Who are they? Why are you agreeing with me? Luna!"

"Shouldn't be long now," Lana said breathing out deeply. She was nervous and she really hoped that Luna would be normal upon arriving. She had the tendency to get a little crazy sometimes. Okay, she had not see her cousin in twelve years, but Lana was sure that girl was still crazy.

"I don't know why you're so worried," Clark said with a smile. "She must have changed since you last met her. Didn't she go to finishing school?"

"She got kicked out two years ago," Lana said with a pained expression. She hung her head into her hands and sighed deeply. Uncertainly Clark patted her on the back and then looked up. He thought he'd heard something.

"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Luna! Tell me! Tell me!..." Clark gave a faint laugh. Someone was definitely not giving up. Then the doors opened and the two girls walked out.

Luna was swaying the music coming from her headphones and the girl next to her was chanting 'tell me' in an almost ritualistic way. The people who were coming out after them glared at her or breathed with relief of having eventually gotten rid of her.

Clark poked Lana and she looked up. She groaned when she saw that Luna had spotted her and was stalking over to her like she owned the airport.

"Lana! Good ta see ya, babes!" Luna yelled over her headphones and gave her cousin a hug.

"Uh, hi, Luna," Lana said uncertainly. Clark smiled at the girl next to Luna who had by now stopped chanting and was looking up the welcome committee sceptically.

"You say something?" Luna said pulling her headphones off her ears and letting them rest on her shoulders. "Who's this hottie then?" she asked smugly and took on the same examining look Kelsy wore.

"Clark Kent," the farm-boy said holding his hand out to her. Luna took it and gave it a shake. Clark moved his hand around to Kelsy who looked at it and then up at him with a smile.

"Hi."

"Lana, this is my best friend, Kelsy. I was telling you about her on the phone," Luna reminded her cousin. Kelsy smiled and nodded towards Lana who realized that Kelsy was not going to raise her hand for a greeting.

"Well… let's get going then," Clark said and held his arm out for the girls to follow. Kelsy walked off with no particular direction and Lana followed. Luna winked at Clark with a wide grin and then bounced off after her cousin.

"Tiny Town, here we come!" she yelled and received a glare from Lana, a smile from Clark and a smirk from Kelsy (and stares from everyone else who heard her).

That's all folks!

Okay, no, it isn't but you'll have to wait for more. I hope you like it so far and are wondering what those two girls are up to! Cause that'll make you want to read more!