Well, this is just a one shot I decided to write if the vocaloids really had a social net. :3 There's 3 sites I want to write down, Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr. And maybe, if I can , YouTube. If you guys liked it, just review. warning, this is totally random and mixed pairing whether its straight, platonic, yaoi or yuri. :3Thanks!
by: Krystaltheawesome(*cough**cough*)
Status update from Shion Kaito
I just saw the biggest ice-cream sundae in the world! It had all the flavours I love! (Heart)
New comment from Kagamine Len:
Cool! Did they have banana flavour too?
Shion Kaito replied:
All the flavours you can imagine and more! (Heart)
Meiko commented:
What about sake flavour?
Shion Kaito replied:
Yes!
Meiko replied:
Great! Get me some...I'm running out of sake...
Kagamine Len replied:
I thought Luka-nee just bought you some a whole cart two days ago?
Meiko replied:
Stupid yellow hair, you didn't really think that cart can last even an hour, did ya?
Kagamine Len replied:
...
Shion Kaito replied:
Ice-cream! (Heart)
Meiko replied:
Shut up, dumb blue blonde and just get me my sake ice-cream NOW!
Shion Kaito replied:
But...I'm not at the ice-cream shop now...
Meiko replied:
Then where are you?! I need my sake, you brainless twirp!
Shion Kaito replied:
I'm sitting right next to you and I'm seeing you drinking one bottle of sake now...
Meiko replied:
Don't get smart with me! It doesn't suit you! Just do what I say!
Shion Kaito replied:
But...?!
Kagamine Len replied:
Do as she says. Trust me, being smart doesn't suit you.
Shion Kaito replied:
KagamineLen And being manly doesn't suit you..trust me, I saw...;D
Kagamine Len replied:
...What are you talking about, dummy?
Shion Kaito has tagged Kagamine Len in a photo with 2 others.
Photo Caption: Len, I know what I saw with you and those oranges. -tagged Kagamine Rin-
Kagamine Rin commented:
...that was where my oranges went? WHY YOU SON OF A & :&$'gm€¥£$8! You lied about my oranges, Len?!
-message has been reported as spam for obscene language-
Kagamine Len replied:
Uhm...Rin-?!
Kagamine Rin replied:
I will make sure you regret this!
Gakupo commented:
;))
Gumi commented:
Poor oranges and Len...
Kagamine Len changed his status from being alive to dead.
Kagamine Rin changed her status from murderous to physchopathic.
Shion Kaito changed his status from happy to really happy.
Meiko changed her status from drunk to medically not able to sit straight.
Kagamine Len changed his status from dead to haunting Shion Kaito.
Gakupo has tagged Megurine Luka in a status:
Luka, I love you... (smiley face)
Megurine Luka has changed her status from happy to depressed to at the verge of vommiting her lunch.
Hatsune Miku, Hatsune Mikuo and three others liked this.
Private message between Utatane Piko and Kagamine Len
At 2.30 P.M.
Utatane Piko sent a message:
Len, I just discovered something...disturbing...
At 2.32 P.M.
Kagamine Len sent a message:
Disturbing?
At 2.35 P.M.
Utatane Piko sent a message:
1/u3022/Love-Between-Two-Shotas
At 2.45 P.M.
Kagamine Len sent a message:
Piko, I thought we knew about this...'us'...pairing...
At 2.46 P.M.
Utatane Piko sent a message:
Look at the author of the fan fiction and you'll see why I'm disturbed...
At 2.47 P.M.
Kagamine Len sent a message:
...
At 2.48 P.M.
Kagamine Len sent a message:
by..leekgoddess1023
At 2.50 P.M.
Utatane Piko has sent a message:
Exactly...
Hatsune Miku has updated her status:
I just found my new obsession besides my leeks...
Hatsune Mikuo has commented:
You mean, other obssssions between the leeks and yourself?
Hatsune Miku has replied:
No! Of course I'm still obsessed about my lovely leeks and my beautiful self...I just found a new thing to be obsessed about!
Megurine Luka has replied:
You mean, your ego?
Hatsune Miku has replied:
Shut up, tuna lover. I was talking about the possibility of getting Len and Piko together.
Kagamine Rin has replied:
Wait-what?! Len's with Piko?!
Hatsune Miku has replied:
On the way...
Hatsune Mikuo has replied:
Oh god...where have you gotten that idea from?
Hatsune Miku has replied:
After watching you and Akaito making out in the living room when you two thought no one was watching...;)
2 likes.
Hatsune Mikuo has replied:
...Wait...What?
Megurine Luka has replied:
Wow...just wow. I have always known Mikuo wasn't straight but Akaito? Shocker he went for teals...
4 likes.
Hatsune Mikuo has replied:
Hey! Who said teals can't go great with red?!
Megurine Luka has replied:
Ever since Miku was invented. Not sorry.
Gumi, Shion Kaito and 13 others liked.
Hatsune Miku has replied:
Oi! Get lost, Luka if you're only going to be jealous that at least a 'teal' could get a Shion to himself...unlike you desperate hag...
Megurine Luka has replied:
Whatever, that's the truth.
Hatsune Mikuo has replied:
I thought we're discussing about Miku's new PikoxLen obsession? -tagged Kagamine Len and Utatane Piko-
Kagamine Len has replied:
What the...
25 likes.
Gumi has shared a post about:
Kittens, aren't they pretty? Reminds me of the song we sang, -tags Kagamine Len-
Kagamine Len has replied:
Yeah, honestly the best duet in my life.
Teto has replied:
I thought duet with me was the best one in your life!
Kagamine Len has replied:
We never did a duet...
Teto has replied:
That's why! We should do it now! I'm on my way to you.
Kagamine Len has tagged Kagamine Rin in a post:
Mind borrowing your bulldozer? Teto emergency level five.
Kagamine Rin has replied:
How about you take my bazooka? I could see Teto code level eight from just next to you.
Kagamine Len has replied:
Deal.
Utatane Piko has replied:
Good luck buddy.
Gakupo has replied:
-wink, wink, nudge, nudge-
Utatane Piko has replied:
Gakupo, are you okay?
Gakupo has replied:
Jealous, Piko? He said Gumi was his best duet in his life... -wink, wink-
Gumi has replied:
Don't be jealous, Piko! I'll take good care of him!
Utatane Piko has replied:
Uhm...I'm not jealous. In fact, my best duet in my life wasn't him either.
Kagamine Len has replied:
Wait...what?
Hatsune Miku has replied:
Oooohh, then who is it, Piko?
Utatane Piko has replied:
Don't be so surprised, Len and Miku, it's none of your beeswax.
Kagamine Len has replied:
But I thought you said I was the best duet in your life!
Utatane Piko has replied:
That was when before you declared Gumi was the best duet of your life. Mine now is Kaito.
Kagamine Len has replied:
You gotta be kidding me...If you're gonna lie, can't you do better?
Utatane Piko has replied:
Your sister then.
Kagamine Len has replied:
I take it back, Kaito was better.
Kagamine Rin has replied:
Oi!
Gakupo has a new status:
Piko and Len sitting on a tree, instead of kissing, they S-E- .-When will our turn be, Luka?
Megurine Luka has replied:
When the last human, fish, star, planet and everything existence is gone. And even then, extra five years to make sure everyone is truly dead.
Gakupo has replied:
But then, we might not even exist!
Megurine Luka has replied:
Exactly.
200 people liked.
Gumi has replied:
Easy said, Gakupo, you can dream on.
Megurine Luka has replied:
Even in his dreams, it won't happen. Period.
20 people liked.