A short weird story I came up with one day when I was at a car wash...I decided to write it! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist...

Ed, Mustang, and Al were out on a drive one day...

Mustang looked at his dirty car and decided to head to the car wash near Central.

"WHAT? Ugh..I just want to get back to Central, I don't know why we were sent with YOU of all people on a mission."

"Fullmetal, if you don't agree to go to the car wash, I'll show everyone that embarrassing picture of you at the New Year's party."

"Picture? What picture?"

Mustang smirked at him as Ed looked away wondering what picture.

"Fine, go..." Ed said as he imagined throwing Mustang from the car.

"Don't worry Brother, it's just a small detour, it's no problem, right?"

"Whatever.."

Mustang drove into the car wash and got out. The employees quickly got to work as the three took a seat at the car wash's waiting room. Al watched the people wash the car, Edward sat looking at a wall, and Mustang noticed a sign on the wall in front of him.

"Hmm...it says it's Ladies Day at this car wash today...half off on the car wash..."

Mustang stayed quiet for a minute then got a brilliant (in his mind..) idea.

"Hey! Why don't you do me a favor Edward?" Mustang said as sweet as he could.

"Why the hell should I do anything for you?"

Mustang whispered the idea into Edward's ears. Al watched as Ed's face turned red.

"WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO DRESS UP AS A WOMAN? WHAT KIND OF SICKO ARE YOU?"

"Edward, I just think we will save money if you pose as a woman and pay for the car wash."

"DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN TO YOU?"

Mustang looked at Edward. "Long hair...height shouldn't be a matter...just use my coat to make sure no one suspects anything."

Edward looked at Mustang with fury but thought of the picture he said he had. "Al...Why doesn't Al do it? No one knows who he is.."

Al looked at his brother confused. "You think I look like a girl?"

"WELL, DO I?"

Al looked at his brother and looked away whispering something. "You might be able to pull it off..."

"WHAT?"

"Nothing."

Mustang told Edward to go to the bathroom quickly and let his hair down and put on Mustang's coat. Edward didn't take long to change. Mustang and Al looked at him and saw no change except he looked smaller with the coat on.

"WAIT!"

Mustang took out lipstick and make-up and put it on Edward.

"There! Perfect!"

Al and Ed looked at Mustang in confusion.

"Colonel..why do you have those things with you?"

"Well...you know...there are times in a man's life when..out of curiosity...he steals his fellow employee's...EDWARD GET GOING!"

Edward started walking to the counter where he had to pay. He looked back to Mustang and decided one day..he'd kill him.

"Edward, try walking more..feminine..and stop frowning!" Mustang whispered.

"Good luck, Big Brother..." Al tried to make Ed feel better but that just made him feel even worse.

Ed passed a man sitting down near the counter. He saw the man was looking at him. The man winked at Edward as he passed.

"Ugh...this has to be the worst day of my life..." Ed thought wanting to run away from the car wash.

Edward reached the counter where a young woman stood behind.

"Yes? Can I help you...Ma'am?"

"Yes...I'd like to pay for the car wash..it's Ladies Day today right?" Ed said in a high voice.

"Umm...yes..." The woman took Ed's money and stared at him as he walked away.

As the three got into the clean car and drove away, Edward was swearing at Mustang as Al shuddered from the thought of seeing his brother wearing make-up.

"So, you bastard...where's that picture you said you had of me?"

"Oh, that. There never was a picture of you..I just made that up."

"YOU WHAT?"

"Though, it makes me curious as to what you DID do at that New Year's party that you didn't want anyone to see.."

Edward turned red and put his red coat over his face trying to take the make-up off. Mustang smiled and put his hand to his pocket.

"There WAS no picture of you...but now there is..." Mustang said as he patted the camera in his pocket. He had a perfect shot of Edward at the car wash.

I don't know why I thought of that...it just came to my mind. I decided to write it since I was bored. Hope you enjoyed it!(or you might have reacted the way Al did...) -tsukiflower