Harry Potter and the Three Slayers
Author: JC
Rating: PG-13 to R. It's nothing horribly bad.
Summary: The entire posse (including: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Cordelia, Faith, Giles, Jenny, Kendra, Oz, Wesley, Willow, Xander) travels to England after receiving an urgent letter from the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. ~ * ~ * ~ Part 1: Owl Post?
Everyone was gathered at Giles' because he called saying "this is of utmost importance" and that "you all have to come immediately if you want to get a few extra bucks." After saying the latter statement, everyone hung the phone up and sped over to Giles' apartment, all under 10 minutes. After the last two people came in, (Kendra and Faith,) Giles cleared his throat.
"Jenny and I received a letter this morning from the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," Giles said. Angel, Anya, Wesley and Oz gasped in awe. "Yes, from Professor Dumbledore. He will be sending letters for all of you later. What has happened is a, how would Buffy say it, a big nasty is in town in England and we are needed to stop it right away."
Buffy called out from her place in her boyfriend's lap. "Giles, for those of us who don't know, what the hell is Hogwarts?"
"Buffy," Angel said to his girlfriend. "It's a school in England that teaches magic to students. I went there when I was younger. It's the best school to learn magic, but maybe I'm being a bit biased. Anyway, Dumbledore is a nice man. I used to go to school with him. One of my best buds too. God I miss Owl Post."
Wesley gaped, but shut his mouth after the glare he got from his girlfriend, Cordelia. Wesley commented, "As well as I. I actually went with Jenny, and Giles was a few years ahead of me."
"I had to go there because of this girl who got dumped by her boyfriend for another girl. She wanted to curse him but since she was only in second year, she had me curse him. She wished for him to be covered in boils one week, and these had a special charm on them so at the end of the week, the boils popped and released-" Anya said, but was interrupted when Xander jabbed her ribs. "She might have sucked at curses, but her imagination was terrific. She's a demon now, you know."
"Ahn! That's great and all, but, we have more important issues at hand," Xander said with a silly grin.
Just then, ten owls swooped in, each carrying two letters. Three owls were tawny, two were snowy owls, and five were barn owls. As the letters were dropped in front of the addressed receiver, Anya, Angel, Oz, and Wesley tore them open. Buffy looked at Angel and saw him smile. She too smiled then opened her letter. In curvy handwriting, Buffy read:
Dear Miss Summers,
We would be pleased if you would grab the opportunity to become a teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The letter that should accompany this is the list of items that you will need to acquire before arriving at Hogwarts on August twenty-fifth. Please catch the Hogwarts Express no later than ten o'clock on the twenty-fifth of August.
Please send a letter with Airika telling us at Hogwarts that you have received this letter and either accept or reject this offer. We will accept it no later than August 1. We hope to see you soon at Hogwarts. Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Minerva McGonagall,
Deputy Headmistress
Buffy pulled the next letter out and read the job description.
"Defense Against the Dark Arts? And what's Owl Post?" she asked, remembering his comment from earlier.
Angel nodded and said, "Owl Post is like mailing letters except instead of mailmen, there are owls." She nodded her head and Angel showed her his letter to her. It too was DADA, and Faith and Kendra were assistant teachers. Everyone was curious what the others were teaching, so they shared by going around in a metaphorical circle. Willow was to assist in Jenny's new class; Xander and Anya were assistants in the library. Oz was to help the Groundskeeper, Hagrid, with the Magical Creatures class; Giles was teaching a new Mythology and Jenny taught a new class, Electronic Studies. Faith and Kendra also taught a new class, since they were only assistant teachers, called Muggle Defense that was held twice a week. Wesley was helping with the new mythology classes as well, and Cordelia was to help in Muggle Studies.
After they all had written letters to Dumbledore accepting the teaching positions and fed the owls, they all returned to their respectable homes (A/N: Buffy and Angel returned to his apartment: soul thing not an issue, therefore the mansion was never bought/stolen.)
"Hogwarts, hold on tight. The Sunnydale Gang are coming," Buffy whispered before entering slumber, and Angel smiled.
TBC.. Coming Soon: Chapter 2: Shopping on Diagon Ally
Author: JC
Rating: PG-13 to R. It's nothing horribly bad.
Summary: The entire posse (including: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Cordelia, Faith, Giles, Jenny, Kendra, Oz, Wesley, Willow, Xander) travels to England after receiving an urgent letter from the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. ~ * ~ * ~ Part 1: Owl Post?
Everyone was gathered at Giles' because he called saying "this is of utmost importance" and that "you all have to come immediately if you want to get a few extra bucks." After saying the latter statement, everyone hung the phone up and sped over to Giles' apartment, all under 10 minutes. After the last two people came in, (Kendra and Faith,) Giles cleared his throat.
"Jenny and I received a letter this morning from the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," Giles said. Angel, Anya, Wesley and Oz gasped in awe. "Yes, from Professor Dumbledore. He will be sending letters for all of you later. What has happened is a, how would Buffy say it, a big nasty is in town in England and we are needed to stop it right away."
Buffy called out from her place in her boyfriend's lap. "Giles, for those of us who don't know, what the hell is Hogwarts?"
"Buffy," Angel said to his girlfriend. "It's a school in England that teaches magic to students. I went there when I was younger. It's the best school to learn magic, but maybe I'm being a bit biased. Anyway, Dumbledore is a nice man. I used to go to school with him. One of my best buds too. God I miss Owl Post."
Wesley gaped, but shut his mouth after the glare he got from his girlfriend, Cordelia. Wesley commented, "As well as I. I actually went with Jenny, and Giles was a few years ahead of me."
"I had to go there because of this girl who got dumped by her boyfriend for another girl. She wanted to curse him but since she was only in second year, she had me curse him. She wished for him to be covered in boils one week, and these had a special charm on them so at the end of the week, the boils popped and released-" Anya said, but was interrupted when Xander jabbed her ribs. "She might have sucked at curses, but her imagination was terrific. She's a demon now, you know."
"Ahn! That's great and all, but, we have more important issues at hand," Xander said with a silly grin.
Just then, ten owls swooped in, each carrying two letters. Three owls were tawny, two were snowy owls, and five were barn owls. As the letters were dropped in front of the addressed receiver, Anya, Angel, Oz, and Wesley tore them open. Buffy looked at Angel and saw him smile. She too smiled then opened her letter. In curvy handwriting, Buffy read:
Dear Miss Summers,
We would be pleased if you would grab the opportunity to become a teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The letter that should accompany this is the list of items that you will need to acquire before arriving at Hogwarts on August twenty-fifth. Please catch the Hogwarts Express no later than ten o'clock on the twenty-fifth of August.
Please send a letter with Airika telling us at Hogwarts that you have received this letter and either accept or reject this offer. We will accept it no later than August 1. We hope to see you soon at Hogwarts. Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Minerva McGonagall,
Deputy Headmistress
Buffy pulled the next letter out and read the job description.
"Defense Against the Dark Arts? And what's Owl Post?" she asked, remembering his comment from earlier.
Angel nodded and said, "Owl Post is like mailing letters except instead of mailmen, there are owls." She nodded her head and Angel showed her his letter to her. It too was DADA, and Faith and Kendra were assistant teachers. Everyone was curious what the others were teaching, so they shared by going around in a metaphorical circle. Willow was to assist in Jenny's new class; Xander and Anya were assistants in the library. Oz was to help the Groundskeeper, Hagrid, with the Magical Creatures class; Giles was teaching a new Mythology and Jenny taught a new class, Electronic Studies. Faith and Kendra also taught a new class, since they were only assistant teachers, called Muggle Defense that was held twice a week. Wesley was helping with the new mythology classes as well, and Cordelia was to help in Muggle Studies.
After they all had written letters to Dumbledore accepting the teaching positions and fed the owls, they all returned to their respectable homes (A/N: Buffy and Angel returned to his apartment: soul thing not an issue, therefore the mansion was never bought/stolen.)
"Hogwarts, hold on tight. The Sunnydale Gang are coming," Buffy whispered before entering slumber, and Angel smiled.
TBC.. Coming Soon: Chapter 2: Shopping on Diagon Ally