Dark Metamorphosis
Warren sat in his dorm thinking about killing himself after being rejected by Max for the 20th time. Suddenly he hears someone at his door to his door knocking urgently. "That's odd, no one's ever cared about me before" Warren pathetically thought to himself. He gets up to check the door and to his surprise Max and her punk friend Chloe are standing at the door waiting for him. Warren's hopes for a threesome were quickly dashed by the look of disgust on both Max and Chloe's faces when they saw him. "C-can I help you t-two with anything?" Warren stuttered out. "We have a special request that we think you could help us with" Max stated. "W-what is it" Warren mumbled out. "Me and Max want to be inseparable forever, and we think you might be the one that could do it" Chloe said. "Um I don't understand" Warren inaudible muttered. "We want you to conjoin us together you fucking idiot." Max exclaimed. "O-okay" Warren stated after a long pause.
The three of them traveled to the blackwell basement where Warren kept his secret meth science lab hidden away from the security team. Suddenly Warren froze as he remembered he forgot to clear his lewd Max drawings and photoshopped nudes of her. Warren tried to think of an excuse to not visit his lab but all that came out were unintelligible noises. "Speak up you fuckin retard" Chloe shouted. But Warren couldn't find the words to say. Warren accepted his fate that he would be exposed as a weirdboi and they continued to the basement.
"What the actual fuck?" Max screamed out as she saw Warren's pictures. "T-those were for a p-project" Warren unconvincingly said. "Whatever let's just get on with this" Chloe said growing impatient. "A-alright I'm just g-going to have to saw an arm and a leg from e-each of you" Warren said with a disturbing voice. "Anything to be together with Chloe" Max said even more disturbingly. "T-then I'm going to sew you two together" Warren continued. "F-finally I'm going to e-electrocute you two and you will both be one" Warren finished with a disturbing glee. Max looked up as two giant tesla coils hung from the ceiling, almost as if they were only there to advance the plot. "How did you manage to afford all this equipment" Max questioned. "I k-know some p-people" Warren said matter of factly. Warren grabbed his saw and went to work.
Warren stood at the tesla control panel as he prepared to send the electricity that would join Max and Chloe for life. "A-are you s-sure you want t-this." Warren tried to say bravely but instead sounded like a complete bitch. "Just do it you dumbass" Chloe shouted. Warren raised his fist and smashed that motherfuckin on button. The electricity exploded from the coils and filled Max and Chloe with energy. Somehow through the authors will to continue the story Max and Chloe became a modern day Frankenstein's monster. Unfortunately the plot armor faded, Max and Chloe instantly died. Warren stood over the abomination he created he pulled his nine out of his pants and shot himself.