Chapter I.
Pyramidhead
London bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down
London bridge is falling down
My fair lady © "The puppeteer song", Kuroshitsuji
Once upon a time there lived the Pyramidhead. Everyone feared him, but they were wrong – in reality he was a kind and a soft guy. He always carried a Great Knife with him – and everybody though he was a butcher or something. But in fact, the reason Pyramidhead carried the knife with him everywhere was quite harmless – he liked to cook very much, and he cooked everywhere he found ingredients. They believed he killed animals with it, but it wasn't true. In fact, this knife was just really good for cracking coconuts. And Pyramidhead loved coconuts.
The reason Pyramidhead was called Pyramidhead was because he wore the pyramid on his head. Everyone though it was because he was scaring everyone with it, but it wasn't true. Pyramidhead's eyes were actually very delicate, and his skin on his face was like porcelain, so he was really sensitive to the sun. And that's why he had to wear a pyramid on his head. Alo, he was very shy, and always complexed about his looks, thinking that he was ugly and that everyone would be teasing him. He wasn't ugly, but he though so, and so the Pyramid was always on him. And besides, it had good ventilation and he got used to it.
Everyone though that his white robe was stained with blood, because he was a murderer, but that wasn't true. Pyramidhead just loved to use ketchup when he was making spaghetti, but he wasn't very accurate, and so some of the ketchup was left on his robe. He wanted to wash it, but the river wasn't clean and, as he had no friends, nobody let him wash his robe in their washing machine. Pyramidhead was sad about it, but soon he found out that with red stains of ketchup his robe was more colorful, and thus more positive.
Actually, Pyramidhead had a brother, whose name was Valtiel. Valtiel was quiet guy much like Pyramidhead himself, and his hobby was turning faucets. He didn't hide his face because he had a very high self-esteem, and his robe was longer. Everyone though he was creepy, but in fact he wore such a long robe just to hide his legs, because they were a little bit bandy. Valtiel was a shy guy, just like his brother, that's why he didn't talk too much. Deep down in his soul he was a poet, and he secretly loved Lady Fukuro, a beautiful girl, but was too shy to admit his feelings. He wrote a lot of poems dedicated to his secret love but never showed them to anyone. One day he decided to confess to Lady Fukuro, and he wrote a poem for her that started with "What a wonderfull world". He was writing with ketchup he took from Pyramidhead, but unfortunately, the bottle ended too soon so only one sentence was present – the first one. Valtiel wrote "wonderfull" with two "l" because he was nervous and he wasn't too keen in grammar – they didn't let him go to school because they though he was weird. That upset Valtiel, but he could do nothing about it.
And that's how the story begins, and you'll know the rest next evening, my dear. Now, sleep well, sweet dreams and let the boogeyman guard your dreams, little James.