Harry stared up at the clouds with an utterly confused look on his face. Which was easily explained by the fact that the clouds hadn't been there moments before, and were currently raining purple raindrops.
Finally he looked down from the clouds and looked around, trying to see if anyone else had noticed the purple rain. Instead he saw Voldemort marching down the road towards him.
'Hey Voldemort! Do you know why the rain is purple today?' Harry called out.
'The rain is just the weather taking my emotions, you know.' He replied.
'So you're feeling sadly purple?' Harry asked with his head cocked to the side. Voldemort hummed.
'So, if a rainbow appears you'll be both happy and sad at the same time right?'
'Would a rainbow appear when I'm feeling purple?'
Harry thought for a moment. 'I don't see why not, it just wouldn't have the typical colors of a normal rainbow. Which for us would be normal.'
'Are you calling us abnormal?'
'My uncle wears pillows around his stomach to make himself even fatter than he already is.' Harry confessed in a stage whisper. 'If that isn't abnormal, I don't know what is.'
'Mine wore bandanas as shoes. And a leaf to cover himself in public.'
'Eww. My uncle wears shells as his bathing suit when we go swimming. They always fall off too.'
'My dear Harry, I think I shall win a custody battle over you just so you don't have to see that ever again.'
'Would you?' Harry asked excitedly. 'It would be muchly appreciated.'
'Then I shall do it just for you my love.' And he vanished in a determined shower of green sparkling glitter.