Writers note: I realize submissions to should NOT be in script form- but i had already written 6 chapters and couldn't convert it to paragraph form. Please give HELPFUL criticism, (-spelled right?) and comment comment comment! Thanks! Also, you may notice certain items written like the one below: "Writes down assignment". On my microsoft word, it has the action writes down assignment stars around it- but when i clicked "save changes", it took them out. So for right now you'll just have to make due. If you know how to get rid of thet autofix thing, please let me know and I'll get right on it!

Harry: writes down assignment

Hermione: Are you…are you actually writing this down? Harry you've reached a breakthrough! I can't believe you're paying attention in Snape's class, for once. Looks at Ron
Ron:Drools, head in arms

Harry: Laughs Ron doesn't realize that if he doesn't keep his scores up, he can't be in Quiditch anymore. I just need to do 2 weeks worth of essays- or, you have to do 2 weeks of essays.

Hermione: gives Harry that LOOK

Harry: Come on, Hermione! I really need to try out my broom!

Hermione: rolls eyes You say that every time you're on the verge of being banned. You need to learn a lesson, Harry!

Ron: lifts his head up, but puts it back down when he sees the assignment on the board

Harry and Hermione:Laughs

Hermione: Poor Ron, 'you think we should tell him about Quiditch?

Harry: Nah, besides, Fred and George-

Snape walks over to the table

Snape: In his usual accent Get to work…And you, Mr. Potter, if you don't-

Harry: Get my grades up, I'll be banned from the Quiditch team for as long as it takes to get my scores to standards.

Snape: feels a little intimidated And-

Harry: and filch will drag me down to the dungeons by my ears where he will be waiting with a cactus and a Crocket Mallet.

Hermione: stomps on his foot

Snape: smiles Actually, Mr. Potter, he will be waiting with an oak tree and an octopus. smile gets bigger Have a nice day….walks back to the front of the room

Hermione: speaking quickly You should've seen that coming! I totally saw that coming! Harry you know that he changes his ways of torture every hour there was no surprise there Harry I warned you I stomped on your foot did you feel if not let me do it again! stomps on his foot, harder this time

Harry: I didn't know! How was I supposed to guess what filch was waiting with down there-

Ron groans, lifts head Can we leave now?

Harry: startled You wish. By the way, I have the assignment for-

Ron: Ugh…lays his head back into his arms

Harry: to Ron It's still here! Hmm…. Hermione, how do you think he fit the oak tree downstairs?

Hermione: Didn't you pay attention at all during History?

Harry: gives her the 'what do you think?' look

Hermione: Of course. sigh Harry, I don't know what to tell you. Sometimes you can be so….so….sigh

Ron: Harry, does this bowtie make me look stupid?

Harry: holding back laughter No…not at all….unless, of course, that yellow suit, black shoes and black shirt do….bursts out laughing

Ron: blushing I don't have any other suit!

Harry: But don't you think a sparkly red bowtie is a bit of a stretch?

Ron: I don't have any other bowties either! Hermione's stupid cat tossed my grey one off of the stairs, and now it's somewhere down by the dungeons, and you can bet I'm not going anywhere NEAR there. Not after, you know…the troll…

Harry: I forgot to ask- where are you going exactly?

Ron: I'm going to the ministry of Magic so that I can help Dad with a hearing that's coming up.

Harry: Since when does your Dad handle hearings?

Ron: Since he figured out that all muggles are obese. It's sad really. One look at the muggle paper, and he just quit. Of course, he went to the minister himself, and told him that he was quitting because of lies that he had half-wittedly believed, and the minister promoted him right away. I guess their nervous he'll spill.

Harry: Spill what?

Ron: Just everything that the minister has said about muggles that has turned out to be a lie. I doubt Dad knows anything regarding You-Know-Who or how they're handling Umbridge.

Harry: starts to stare at sparkly bowtie You think we should go back and check on Grawp? Hagrid is back, but I still think we should drop by and give him a friendly hello.

Ron: I doubt he will do anything friendly after we dumped him with Umbridge. Poor guy's probably scarred for life.

Harry: still starring Ron, take that ugly ribbon off of your neck, it's going to give people seizures!

Ron: unfastening necktie Whatever, Harry. But Dad says I have to blend in, and I can't find anything else.

Harry: If you're trying to blend in, you're doing an awful job. People in this era don't wear disco balls wrapped around their throats.

Ron:glares, unfastening coat

Harry: Here- try some of MY clothes. throws pile of suits on Ron

Ron: holding up clothes to see which one looks best Hey, where'd you get these?

Harry: You know when you got your foot caught in the toilet in the girls' bathroom?

Ron: freezes Don't remind me! goes back to looking at clothes

Harry: Well the reason I wasn't helping you was because I was…uh…turning your old clothes into… other fabrics. Hermione did all the patch work, you can thank her.

Ron: puts on a navy blue suit with a tie She still making hats for the house elves?

Harry: Every night. I can't imagine how she does everything- I can barley do MY homework and all I do is sit around all day.

Ron: Unless you're fighting off You-Know-Who or you're planning your next trip to hogsmede.

Harry: I guess.

Ron: poses What do you think?

Harry: It's alright.

Ron: It doesn't make me look like a git?

Harry: The suit? No.

Ron: Ok thank- wait!

Harry and Ron: laughs

Ron: I have to travel by floo powder this time. Stupid trains only run one way now- how stupid!

Harry: Where do they end at?

Ron: The Ministry is inspecting every train that goes by to make sure no one has planted anything or charmed them. Seems like something Fred and George would do.

Harry: Yeah- they'll go down in Hogwarts history for that light show!
Ron: Have you seen their shop?

Harry: No, Snape has been watching me like a hawk. I can't as much get to the 4th floor without him peering over my shoulder and squawking, "Why aren't you studying Mr. Potter?"

Hermione: Why aren't you studying Mr. Potter?

Ron and Harry: they jump-startled by the Voice, unaware it is Hermione

Hermione: laughs Ron, what on earth are you wearing? You can't wear a suit to dinner! Think of the stains!

Harry: Ron is going to assist his Dad in a hearing today. He's not coming to dinner.

Ron: No?

Harry: I didn't think so! Think of the ideas that people will get bout why you're wearing a suit!

Ron: Er…

Hermione: Harry, here's next weeks essay, completed, hands him stack of parchment, but the one due tomorrow isn't done. Or started. I suggest you get to work on it right away.

Harry: But I'm hungry Hermione!

Hermione: What do you want more, Quidditch or Food?

Harry: looks at his grumbling stomach Right now, definitely food.

Ron: Same.

Hermione: Oh fine. But Ron, I refuse to go anywhere with you looking like a pretty-boy.

Ron: Then leave without us!

Hermione: Fine! grabs book bag and heads out the door

Ron: Why was she even in the boys' dormitories anyway?

Harry: No one knows why Hermione does the things she does.

Writers note: I try to keep the chapters fairly short (except when that light bulb flickers :D)!