TROLLQUEST!

Naruto and Sasuke walked down a dusty path. Sasuke wore his fur coat, made from wolf fur. He loved fur, very much so. Naruto on the other hand, pitied the animals slain for the purpose of his vanity. Sasuke, well, he didn't agree with Naruto there. He wore fur because he loved nature.

Naruto sighed, "I really hate when you wear fur around me, can ye not be courteous and ease my eyes of this murderous sight?"

"Naruto, shut up! I can wear all the damn animals I wanna!"

"B-but!"

Sasuke rubbed his furry shoulder, 'Such fine luxury!"

Naruto teared up, "Peta will be avenged…"

When Sasuke was about to call Naruto out on his Bullshit, Roscuro Rendell (My OC) was walking down the path towards them, as usual, looking happy and grinning. Sasuke sighed. Behind Roscuro was his young teenage daughter, Romsca (another OC), chewing on a meat stick. This girl was a full fledged Carnitarian, though her Uncle Rudolf (OC) secretly puts fruit juices in her drinks to prevent scurvy, but what she doesn't know won't hurt her. Roscuro stopped in front of them, grinning, 'Guess whaaaat !"

"Oh gee, I wonder…" Sasuke said.

Roscuro grinned wider, "I met this 13 year old girl on the internet. She's funny, flirty, sexy and guess what, she's an undercover cop, how cool is that?"

'Glorious." Sasuke sighed.

"Ross, no! That's a cop trying to-"

Sasuke growled, because he was a wolf on the inside, like most teenagers. He also liked to wear wolfy ears. Unlike the faux fur ears one can buy at Hot Topic, his were real, tanned wolf ears. This offended Naruto, as well as everyone else, because everyone is a sensitive jerk and can't accept people for what they wear, but it's okay, cause everything dies eventually.

"Sasuke, don't grrr me cause I'm trying to warn a sick pervert and protect his life."

"Well, I'm going to go meet her, buy!" Roscuro ran off somewhere into the woods. His daughter didn't follow, she just stared at a widdle fuffy wuffy rabbit in the ditch, hungrily. This girl could eat things raw man, raw.

Sasuke looked at the rabbit as if was in a fur salon buying a new coat.

It was on.

He started stamping that thing into the ground with his boots and stamped and stomped until the screaming subsided. Reddish orange blood filled the ditch water. Why it was orange, well, there must've been some oil 4 wheeler oil in the ditch water, no one knew for sure. Though, years ago, Konoha's ditch diggers filled the ditches with their own crap, and they ate a lot of cheesy tacos.

Romsca turned her nose up at the slain beast. She had Mysophobia, the fear of dirt or ground. She wouldn't eat plants because of this. This is why she is admired by many. She makes a stand against Peta, who always sends waves of attacks after this Carnitarian.

Naruto screamed and punched a tree so many times he must've broke his wrist. He scream and screamed, 'RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAH!" Tears flew everywhere, literally soaking the ground. "PETA WILL GET YOU SASUKE! INGRID NEWKIRK WILL WEAR YOUR PATHETIC HIDE!"

Sasuke was skinning the beautiful pelt. He planned on making some nice trim for his gloves. "Oh big baby! Go do it!"

"I will! I will!" Naruto ran off, occasionally falling down, because he was blinded by his tears of tears.

He will get his revenge, by using Ingrid Newkirk.

Meanwhile….

Roscuro arrived at this so called, 13 year old's house, and talked to her for a minute. He really like young ladies.

"I'm going to get the laundry out, sir, you sit there at the counter."

'Alright baby" He smirked.

Chris Hansen came from around the corner of the hall, "Have a seat, sir"

'What?" Roscuro obviously never seen To Catch A Predator.

"Why did you come here?"

"Who are you and why are you ruining my fun? I came here to get some!"

Naruto arrived at the Peta headquarters in Norfolk Virginia, and he stared at Ingrid Newkirk, 'M'lady, my friend…ex friend… wears fur… and … he stamped a rabbit to death with his boots."

She crossed her arms and leaned back in her pleather chair, 'We shall make him a visit, yesssssss."

To Be Continued…