A/N: Since you clicked on this link, I'm guessing you either are not sure what a Homestuck is or are a Homestuck yourself and want to read this just for kicks, huh? Urban Dictionary wouldn't accept this so, have at it.
A person that is a member of a satanic cult dedicated to the worship of Hussies and other sorts of debauchery. They believe that the English will eventually invade and destroy everything, so they scratch "413" into their bodies every morning as a symbol of their faith.
The Octopimpian Homestucks are a distinct sub-set that believe chicken nuggets are the body of Tavros, a "troll" (demon) who will rise and have sex with the stoner demon named Gamzee and bring about much "wwehing" (a demonic chant created by the archdevil Eridan who was doomed by another archdemon named Sollux (or Sol for short ) to spend his life "forevver alone").
There is also another sub-division of Homestucks who call themselves "shippers", named so because one day they shall ride to war in ornate boats adorned with cannons.
Some of the shippers idolize PB&J sandwiches; the precise reason for this idolization is unknown but it is believed to be a form of symbolic cannibalism, along with the consumption of Faygo.
Other seeming-mundane items of idolization include cotton candy and pumpkins. Again, those that study this tribalistic groups within Shippers have yet to find a reason as to why this is done. Some link to the process of OTP (which stands for 'Our Tribal Patron').
According to the one leading theologian, they have theorized that the idols are actually representations of specific deities worshiped among the Shippers.
This point is highly controversial though and some point to the existence of so-called "bucketsluts" as proof that the aforementioned OTP theory is simply nonsense.
Bucketsluts seek to fill pails with genetic material for reasons unknown and are considered some of the most deranged followers of the Homestuck religion.
Only one Bucketslut has ever been questioned about the reasoning for wanting to "fill buckets" and the response given was a somewhat cryptic, "Because it's hot and I can do whatever I want so fuck you". We may never fully decipher this message.
Me: Oh god, no.
Friend: What is it?
Me: Don't tell me you're a Homestuck.
Friend: *glances around* Why would you say that? *pulls out a PB&J sandwich*
Me: Dude, you're even on Octopimp's YouTube Channel! *gestures over to the computer*
Friend: Wwell... wweh! *begins eating the sandwich*
Me: And quit drooling over those demon-looking things while you're at it!
Friend: They're called trolls! *pouts*
tags: hussie, troll, demon spawn, shippers, cotton candy, pumpkins, pb&j, chicken nuggets, octopimp, sburb, buckets