Title: Snorkacks
Author: OCDegrassi (Holly)
Pairings: None, unless you look really hard
Rating: T, not really bad, but mentions a sexual theme
Warnings: AU, Parody
Note: My first attempt at a parody. It was suppose to be funny, but whether it turned out that way, i have no clue. Anyway, i suggest not reading if you like Ginny. Takes place at the end of the 6th book. Dedicated to e-chan16, forthismoment, and N. James The Diehard DishRag. Enjoy.

The battle was over, the Death Eaters had fled like the pathetic little sheep that they were. Except sheep are much cuter, and furrier, although Fenrir is pretty hairy. Speaking of Harry, he was standing next to his two best friends with benefits, no wait, they had no benefits.

The girl with poofy hair and a funny name spoke. "Ginny's dead." She cried big fat emo tears and then buried her face in her enormous hands. Harry found himself wishing she would keep her hands like that -she looked much better that way.

The red-headed giraffe next to her started scooting towards the door, but he was too late. She grabbed him with her vice-like grip and buried her head into his shoulders. She then proceeded to use his shirt to blow her nose with. Harry spoke up. "Oh dear me. That is soooooo sad...So who wants ice cream?"

Hermione instantly perked up. "Oh, i do, i do, pick me!" Harry pointed at Ron. "I pick you!" Ron jumped up and down. "YAY! In your face!" He pointed at Hermione who just said, "Oh, pigs' poo." Ron and Harry skipped out of the hospital wing and down to the kitchen.

Those little ugly creatures, house elves, although they really shouldn't be called house elves because they were so dirty that they belonged outside with the chickens, gave them their ice cream. Then Ron started crying. "Uh, what's wrong?!" Ron sniffed. "There's no sprinkles in my ice cream."

One of the uglier house elves gave Ron sprinkled. "Oh, yay!" He clapped his hands happily. Then arrived Loony, i mean Luna. "Why hello boys, did you hear about Ginny's death?" They both nodded. "Yes, it is a shame, she was such a lovely -oooh, are those sprinkles?" Ron nodded vigorously and Luna helped herself.

"Did you know me and my father are going to Sweden this summer to look for Crumple-Horned Snorkacks?" Hermione burst through the door. "Aha, i got you! You thought you could go eat that deliciously yummy ice cream without me, didn't you, didn't you, huh?! Well you can't!"

She grabbed Harry and Ron's bowls of ice cream and ate them -even the bowls. "Ah, Hermione, i told you not to eat so much, you're getting pudgy." Hermione looked at Ron and grabbed and ate him too. Luna started to twirl around and Harry ran out, grabbing Luna on the way.

Once they were outside of the fruity portrait, Luna said, "Why did you make me move?" Harry shrugged. "Well, Hermione was going to eat your cheeks!" Luna laughed. "No Harry, Hermione isn't a cannibal." Harry looked confused. "Wait, she just ate Ron downstairs?"

Luna waved her hand in dismissal. "Oh, well that doesn't count. Hey, let's dance!" Harry considered it. "Umm, OK!" He started to do the disco and Luna started twirling again. "Snorkacks, Snorkacks, everybody do your share, Snorkacks, Snorkacks, everybody everywhere!"

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