Disclaimer : I DO NOT own Naruto. If I did it I would not kill Itachi or make Sasuke insane. so basically i will not make it any interesting *winks*
A.N : this is my story for all the fluff lovers. Its a combination of present and past stories of many of the characters. This story can fit into so many categories but since i cant do that i have put it under friendship because it mainly revolves around Naruto and Sasuke. so hope you enjoy! here we go!
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bullies to buddies - mae first day of skool
"Naruto wake up! Naruto …NARUTO! It's your first day of school..GET UP!", Minato pushed and pulled Naruto out of his bed. He pulled the blanket out of Naruto and saw his beloved son in just his boxers in a very awkward Egyptian posture.
"no Jesus I want to ride the pony.", Naruto mumbled in his sleep.
Minato looked at Naruto with a raised eyebrow and later his face filled up with a smile. He called out to Naruto again, but this time more benevolently.
"maybe it's you or maybe …", Naruto mumbled again. Minato was curious 'maybe what?' he wondered. "maybe its Maybelline." Naruto finished.
'oh dear lord!'Minato thought to himself. 'this kid has some issues' Minato assured himself. But for some reason Naruto's snore made Minato narrow his eyes with compassion and the smile was stuck to his face like he had stuck it there with some glue, which by the way Naruto did do once back when he was 6 years old.
Minato ruffled Naruto's hair and waked him up again, "wake up Naruto, its time for school. Sasuke is waiting for you. Naruto…"
"huh? Whautmmm?", Naruto still in between sleep and reality. A long thread of his drool hung from his mouth. His pillow almost drowned with his sleep drooling habits.
"you are getting very late Naruto. School starts in 20 minutes. WAKE UP ALREADY!", Minato was at the end of his patience.
"school? School?"Naruto turned and twisted around. Suddenly something struck him and he shot up. " School! Oh my god ohmygod ohmygod !whats the time?", Naruto quickly threw his blanket out of his bed, jumped on to his feet, jumped out his bed and rushed to the loo and slammed the door behind him.
Minato in the meanwhile let Naruto know Sasuke was waiting for him outside. Naruto opened the bathroom door and asked, "why didn't you wake me up earlier?" and slammed the door back.
Minato picked up the blanket and walked towards the bathroom door, "oh im sorry when someone dream talks to me saying 'I love you honey' I tend to melt a little and give a little extra nappy time." Minato smirked and folded the blanket. Naruto pulled the door open just a little for his head to pop out and said. "har har har very funny. Tell Sasuke I'll be right out."
Minato walked towards the door and saw Sasuke kicking some stones around. " he will be right out." He assured Sasuke.
"you mean I should get going right?", Sasuke asked ,very confident about Naruto's punctuality.
Minato opened his mouth to say something but he knew his sons punctuality as well, and just nodded in defeat.
"have a good year Sasuke. We have high expectations from you.", Minato said with a smile.
"arigato (thank you) hokage – sama.", Sasuke bent and excused himself. "see you later."
Minato just shook his head.
o.O.o
Sasuke walked calmly on the footpath and took a deep breath every now and then. The sky was always clear and the air was always fresh at this time of the day. And with Naruto not accompanying him then, it was also quite peaceful as well. He enjoyed it all way too soon since Naruto's shriek disturbed his peaceful meditation.
"Sasuke! SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Sasuke just gave a deaf ear to it all and walked, maintained his speed.
"Sasukeeeeeee!"
Naruto on the other hand ran frantically towards Sasuke, who couldn't care less apparently. Naruto's bag was weighing him down and his pant was loud enough to wake the neighbors. Naruto finally caught upto Sasuke and placed his hand on Sasuke's shoulder.
"couldn't you hear me scream, you bastard!", Naruto panted so hard and his sweat nearly soaked his shirt and made it look like it rained on him. Naruto bent and placed his hands on his knees and tried hard to regain his breath.
"you are late. You know I don't like to get late on the first day.", Sasuke showed no mercy and walked not waiting for his poor friend to even come back to life.
Naruto walked slowly this time easily catching up to Sasuke, "oh I am sorry I must have forgotten to read your rule book." Naruto said sarcastically.
"well read it by today then.", Sasuke replied with a smirk.
"yes your majesty.", Naruto said with a tint of mischief and bowed to his royal highness.
Sasuke turned back to look at his best friend's shenanigans and punched him lightly of his head and said, "come on drama queen we are late."
o.O.o
"Choiji, my man! Look at you! all slimed up!", Suigetsu walked upto Choiji in the classroom, all smiles. He was interrupting Shikamaru and Choiji's meaningless conversation while Choiji was obviously enjoying his packet of chips.
"oh please Suigetsu you are just being kind.", Choiji blushed.
"oh no no no! why would I ever do that Choiji. You know you are my man!"
"oh please stop." Choiji insisted, but obviously does not want him to stop. Who doesn't like praises coming their way?
All this mushiness made Shikamaru barf. But he was hanging on, waiting to see what Suigetsu had up his sleeve. He wasn't going all sweet on people all of a sudden. Especially since Choiji dint really lose any weight, maybe a pound or two, if you HAVE to be precise.
"so whats the secret Choiji, how did you loose all this weight? Stopped eating your FAMILY?", Suigetsu finally punched his punch line right into Choiji big belly, making his heart break into pieces, followed with a huge laugh.
"really now…", Shikamaru gave Suigetsu a disgusted face. He knew it, this was exactly what he was talking about. Suigetsu is a cunning bastard. But for some reason he was loved even after his haunting comments, because he harassed only those he really cared about. So if he ever harasses you, be sure you are loved by him if not anyone else. Though that's not the case everytime.
Choiji's face dropped from a blushing tomato to an embarrassed one. Seeing his face like that broke Suigetsu's heart.
"awwwhhh my man, you know I was only kidding right? Common you know me too well for this right?", saying so Suigetsu punched Choiji's arm playfully.
Choiji looked up at Suigetsu. Suigetsu raised his eye brow and made a puppy face showing a deep regret.
"oh all right.", Choiji smiles.
"can I get a 'I forgive you' hug then?"
"ummm ok" he placed his arms wide open.
Shikamaru is still not convinced, there is more to come.
Suigetsu walked into Choiji's wide open arms and said with pretend discomfort, "arms – cant- reach- each-otherrrrr."
Choiji pushed Suigetsu out. That was it for him. And Suigetsu was pushed to the bench, where he is laughing his ass off. And Shikamaru gave a victory laugh, 'how can Choiji not see it coming?'.
"oh im sorry, im sorry. last hug I swear. I mean it this time, please man. Please?", Suigetsu said really sorry this time around.
Nope, not over yet! Shikamaru just had an instinct; he wasn't the smartest student in class for nothing.
Choiji looked at Suigetsu suspiciously, but since Choiji has a heart of gold, he put out his arms but a little less enthusiastically. Suigetsu walked in this time, not saying a word. Choiji puts his arms around him and gives his signature bear hug. All forgiven from choiji's was trying to be a good boy, but Choiji was just too tempting, Suigetsu blurts out, "what? You trying to kill me? CAN- NOT- BREEE -EEE-AAAATH!"
Yup that's it, end of it. Shikamaru smiled. Suigetsu was left apologizing to Choiji. Which was a piece of cake, because at the end of the day Choiji is Choiji.
o.O.o
Sasuke and Naruto entered the academy gates and walked in casually. Naruto looked at everyone around with a big bright 32 teeth smile.
Naruto, being Naruto was overjoyed to be back to school. Oh yeah sure he hated home work and exams, but his friends meant his life to him, besides his dad dearest and some other relatives.
This year, like every year, seemed different to him. Because most of them were 16 and …well that's about it. More than a good enough reason for the year to be different, according to Naruto.
He shot out a upward nod to everyone around, a few 'wassups', a few high fives. Yes Uzumaki Naruto was famous, maybe it was because he was the hokages son or simply because he was him. Not to forget Uchiha Sasuke was not any less famous. Now that there are seniors, the fresher's were all in awe of them. Do I hear more fan girls screaming their lungs out? Yes I do.
Some girls look at them and pass them by, Naruto turned and said, "hows it going ladies?"
Sasuke quickly pulled Naruto by the collar and draged him in, "you suck at this."
The girls just giggled as they watched poor Naruto being dragged in. "come on man! Atleast think about my reputation as a senior."
Just then Iruka sensei passed by them, "its nearly class now, get in fast. how can you be late on the 1st day boys?"
"good morning to you too sensei", Naruto said with a grin. Sasuke bowed to his sensei.
Iruka's frown is replaced by a smile. "good morning. Now get back in, class will start any minute now. Some important announcements by Tsunade sama are to be made."
"what? Tsunade baa chan!first thing in the morning, really!", Naruto pouted.
Iruka couldn't help but smile seeing his best students childish behavior even after all these years. "you have really grown Naruto." Naruto's face suddenly lit up. "but only from the outside."
Sasuke puffed out a laugh. "HEY!", Naruto jumped to his defense.
"lets go.", Sasuke bowed to his sensei yet again and walked in.
"later Iruka sensei. Let me know if you need some help with the juniors, especially the ladies ( makes a gun sign with his hands)tsk tsk. You know if you ev aaa oi!", Sasuke dragged Naruto yet again. "later." Iruka laughed.
o.O.o
Naruto and Sasuke stood at the door of their classroom. Naruto took a deep breath and scanned the room full of familiar faces. The room was full of commotion. He saw Sai mysteriously scanning the room himself, Suigetsu apparently was kneeing down and talking to Choiji? Kiba blabbered on about something and then there were all the girls at one corner. That corner was all commotion.
"I brought these sexy pair of boots this summer. It is so gorgeous! The best part? In a discount of 30%!"
"I brought this dress, it is soo hot, I am so gonna wear it to the prom."
"I met this guy when I visited my distant aunt, we were so getting along, talked about everything from shoes to guys, well no surprises there, turns out he was gay."
"my face is getting all pimpled up."
"oh use this cream, it worked miracles for my skin."
"you know I heard that Sasuke…blah blah blah..and then this girl…blah blah blah."
"are they even listening to each other?" , Naruto asks Sasuke, who was so amazed by the mysterious thing called a woman's gossiping power. Though it was all blah's for Sasuke.
Suigetsu seemed to have finally apologized to Choiji and took a look at the guys at the door.
"oi oi oi! Pretty boy and dumbass are here!", he walked towards them, greeted them and welcomed them in. Naruto and Suigetsu give their own unique and utterly ridiculous hand shake. It goes like …well it ends with a BOOYEAH! Good enough to make sure it sound dumb.
"BOOYEAH!", both Naruto and Suigetsu said in unison. Sasuke just looked at them in disgust 'why am I friends with these people?'
"really now….",is all Sasuke said and walked in the room.
Suigetsu put his hand over Sasuke shoulder , "did we embarrass the pretty boy now? Oi Sasuke by the way..interesting fact, you already have 47 fangirls from our juniors. " they walked towards their benches.
Naruto slid in first sticking to the wall, Sasuke sat in the middle then Suigetsu in the corner.
Suigetsu continued, "Am I counting? Hell no! they are apparently numbering themselves, accordingly they will ask you out. Though I would like to give them some unique names of my own, if you know what I mean." Saying so he winked at Naruto. Naruto gave a laugh and smiled, though he had no idea what he meant, just played along. "Tough year pretty boy, tough year. May as well just tell them you are gay."
Before Sasuke could respond, Sai who sat ahead of them turned around and said in his usual monotonous voice, "that's not needed, since Naruto is always an accompanying proof of that fact."
"HEY!", Naruto shrieked in a nasal voice.
"ouch! whats up with you Sai, my usually twisted twisted swirl ice cream is giving normal human like comments. Where did your zombie like nature go? Was it hired in that horror movie I heard auditions were going on for?", Suigetsu shot back. He dint like anyone else filling in for his insults. He was the owner and it was sole proclaimed for him. He had the sole authority of insulting his friends.
Suddenly there is a bang and the door slammed open. Anko steped in making the class settle down expeditiously. One glare by Anko and the class had pin drop silence.
"if you morons have settled down, which seems to me you have, I want no one to speak a single word out their mouth now until I finish. Any questions?", she looked around the class and sees a hand straight up in the air, no guesses there, it was Uzumaki Naruto.
Anko by then gave a look that could kill to a certain someone and the whole class looked right at him too. Sasuke only later noticed the sudden attention and saw his bestfriend with his hand shooting right up.
Sasuke stabbed his elbow into Naruto and whispered, "put your hand down dobe"
"yes Uzumaki Naruto. What is it?"
Naruto got up with complete bliss and asked with his usual humungous smile, "how was your vacation Anko sensei?"
The class was in complete utter shock, no not because Naruto asked a question when Anko clearly said not to, but because Anko sensei replied with a simple, "it was pleasant. Now…sit the hell down."
The class wanted to laugh so bad, students hid their faces behind the students sitting in front of them. Students in the front bench had a poker face, maybe because they dint get the joke or they dint like it or maybe simply cause they were just a bunch of 'Sai's
"ok so listen carefully now, and I don't want any moronic questions anymore." Saying so Anko gave a steady glare at Naruto, and continued," Tsunade sama will be here shortly. listen to her carefully. it is important. If any of you jackasses cant shut the hell up, may as well leave the class room and save me the trouble of insulting you on the very first day."
The class did as they were told to, scarily there were no movements at all. The sudden silence was broken by the bang of the door. It was Tsunade sama the principal of the academy. Before she could start with her speech, she had a conversation with Anko.
Meanwhile the students started to murmur while they had the chance. So much catching up to do!
Naruto clearly uncomfortable by the sudden silence and then the bang made him wonder 'why do all the teachers have to enter like this? What if we students entered into the staff room like this. Like BANG BANG BANG, and maybe even break one of the doors. Why do we even have doors? There are like such barriers. But no, doors are necessary or else dad would see me naked more often than now. He never knocks! Like that time when…."
Naruto extreme change in expressions, when he was lost in his thoughts, made Sasuke wary. Sasuke was just about to stab him with his elbow to break him from his thoughts but a certain persons whisper calling did the trick. "naruto!psttt Naruto!"
Naruto suddenly shook hearing his name and twisted and turned around to see who was the mystery caller.
"stop shaking moron. Its Sakura.", Sasuke said.
"oh thanks.", Naruto said with a s mile, now though he knew it was Sakura he still doesn't know where she was seated, so continued twisting and turning. Sasuke clearly irritated, puts his palm on Naruto head and twisted it to the right side of the classroom towards the backward benches.
"ahaa Sakura- chan!", Naruto smiled finally spotted her.
Sakura bent her head behind the person sitting in from of her (just in case Anko sensei flipped out seeing her talk.)
"hiiieee!", Sakura smiled and waved her hand frantically.
Naruto got up from his seat and fell on the seat behind him in order to talk to her more clearly. Meanwhile Hinata was face to face with Naruto now..his face was about a few inches away from her. Hinata clearly uncomfortable but more than nothing she was frozen with shock. "hey Hinata!", Naruto said with a huge smile, clearly not sensing the atmosphere.
Sasuke saw his friend trying hard to catch Anko's attention for some reason and quickly grabbed his shirt and pulled him back down, "what the hell is wrong with you? Cant you sustain your excitement for some time for gods sake!"
Naruto sat down fold his hand towards his chest, slides down a little making a grumpy face. Sakura gave out a little laugh which made Sasuke turn around. Sakura looked at Sasuke and gave a little wave 'hi'. Sasuke just gave a nod. 'That's good enough, better than getting completely ignored.' Sakura thought to herself.
"ahem ahem.", Tsunade noised forcefully. The whole class was back to freeze mode. "thank you. Anko must have already announced that I have some important announcement to make, which I do. So listen up. This will affect your entire year so much so that it is NOT FUNNY UZUMAKI NARUTO!"
Naruto who was busy laughing was now instantly thinking of what to ask as his last wish having heard her scream his name. Not to mention full name. He gulped at that thought. 'what to do what to do?yeah that is the best thing to do.' Having made up his mind he smiled warily and began to speak "how was your…"
"I will hang you upside down and slit your throat if you dare to complete that.", Anko said very sternly. Naruto by then was busy shivering.
Tsunade took a deep breath and continued. "this year will be different from previous procedures adopted for this standard. It is due to the recent conflict the village faced as you all are aware. Though this part of the village isn't as harmed as the rest, and also the damages are mostly recovered, the rest of the village is still in adverse condition. You as seniors will be helping in the reconstruction work. We cannot allow the juniors to join in due to security reasons and your seniors have a crucial year and social service isn't part of their syllabus. But your year as such isn't as crucial as the above mentioned and we can make some alterations. Do not worry you will not miss out on the educational part, we have sorted out everything well enough keeping your needs in mind. You will not face any inconvenience in that subject. Your education is our priority."
"like we care about that.", Naruto said nudging Sasuke with his elbow. Sasuke gave a fake smile as a response.
"yes Naruto you may enlighten us with your talk now.", Tsunade said with a very similar fake smile.
"I think it's a great idea Tsunade baa..aaa sama..ahmm Tsunade sama.", he said sheepishly.
"but Tsunade sama how will that work?", Sakura asked very genuinely concerned.
"yes about that. We will have lectures but not as much as you used to. This semester's portion will be reduced to the minimum as per the importance of the subject and only the needed and crucial parts will be taught. Others will be brushed upon. Also sorry to have not mentioned before this is only for the first semester. The second will go on as usual. And DO NOT take the social service as a free will option. It is absolutely mandatory and you will be scored on it as well."
At this the class came to an uproar.
"marked upon it? How?"
"Its mandatory?god damn it!"
"hmmm interesting.", was the the only think Naruto had to say.
"seriously? After nonstop blabbering when you get something to whine about you have nothing to say?", Sasuke asked not able to figure out his friends weird thinking.
"I did say interesting..and that…says a lot."
Sasuke sighed.
"SILENCE!", Anko said sternly.
Class back to attention.
Tsunade looked back at the class very innocently and asked, "any questions?"
The class went back to an uproar. Anko sighed and looks at Tsunade begged ,"Tsunade sama..!"
"alright alright shut it! Calm down everyone. its not that complicated. Just do what we tell you to everyday if you finish your work as per your daily schedule your done! It's as easy as that. Due to your generous support you will have less to study too. And the work isn't as tiresome. its not studying is it? I mean studying is good, studying is fun! But this will be an experience. And we will not always keep you waiting longer than usual, just some days…well actually just some days you will leave on time."
Uproar!
"ok come on now! Think of your village. Think of the people who suffered. This part of the village dint suffer as much just cause of the hokage and the security and police force headquarters are situated here. we had to take this drastic step for a reason. We entrust you this responsibility because we think you are capable. And the fact that you all are safe is not a miracle. it is someone elses sacrifice or hard work. So now its time for you to give back! Consider yourselves fortunate and stop whining!"
At this the entire class fell silent.
"good. Now the rest will be explained by your teachers for this year. They will be here shortly. I will take your leave. Have a wonderful year and (dead tone)co-operate. (cherry tone) Thank you."
Saying so, Tsunade left. Anko followed.
"this will be the best god damn year ever!", Naruto stood up and beamed at the class.
"you say that every year usuratonkachi.", Sasuke replied.
"it always is too!", Naruto grumbled.
"YO!", Kakashi entered the room.
"Kakashi sensei how are we going to about this!", Sakura said as she stood up and slammed her hand to the desk.
"Yes I had a wonderful vacation. How was yours?", he responded.
*sweat drops*
"ok enough about the semester questions. Like Tsunade sama said we will let you know on a daily basis and we will have an official meeting about this where all your queries will be answered. Let us not ruin the 1st day with such memories now, ok? Ok come on! Anything else you want to ask? tell me?", Kakashi asked with a smile, assuming the mask on his face.
"ummm Kakashi sensei?" Naruto asked a little wary.
"YES! Naruto please enlighten us."
"umm how come you are..ummm on time?", Naruto asked dead panned.
o.O.o
" some first day huh?", Sasuke asked.
"yeah it sucked ass!", Suigetsu asked.
"language.", Sai said.
Suigetsu slapped Sai's head for that. Both gave each other a blank look before Suigetsu ran for it. Sai followed.
Sasuke smiled while Naruto tripped on a stone.
o.O.o
Naruto opened the door and swung his bag to the chair and landed on his bed. 'why did I carry so may books on the 1st day anyways?'
He sighed and undressed himself till it came down to his boxers and went to the kitchen to get some food. He dropped in front of the television and watched his favorite show desperate housewives. Though for others its 'dexter' if they ask.
Just then he remembered Sakura had asked him to return her music CD. He lazily walked to his room and searched for it. Desk to desk, drawer to drawer. He suddenly saw an unfamiliar book, lying around in a usually unused drawer.
Naruto gives it a raised eyebrow and pulled it out. "my diary", Naruto read the cover out loud. Realization struck him. 'its my first diary.' He dusted it up and plunged on his bed and turned the diary open obviously forgetting all about Sakura's CD.
Naruto read the first page. 'mae first day in skool.' with drawings all over the page.
Naruto's face lit up.
'Today I met sasukay. He don like me diary. but will be best friend ...'
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A.N : alright so this chapter was really long. its the first chapter and the introductory chapters are always long. Next chapter is all about Naruto's very first day of school way back when he was small. The very first time Naruto and Sasuke meet. FLUFF PEOPLE! :D
hope you enjoyed this. so please review and let me know. any kind of review is acceptable. And if you have not read my other story called 'what happens after naruto stops filming' check it out. its all comedy.
Untill next time soon hopefully :)
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