Disclaimer
This story is written by xazngrl06x and kithick. So if this appears by both authors its ok just know it's most likely the same story.
Ok we are only going to write this once since it's a pain to write it every single time we publish a chapter so here it is.
We do NOT own harry potter or any of the books original characters or any of the other original movies, comics, etc. in this story. We do however own Rogue Carson and Su Chan and any other character that we put into this story of our own original making which we will put at the beginning of every chapter they FIRST appear in.
Now about half of these ideas were inspired from watching funny Harry Potter icons/avatars and are not completely original but the scenes of which they appear are so no like reporting us since we disclaimed them here please.
Now this is a CRACK fic. If you don't like crack fics please do not read this. We do not and will not hold back on making fun of ANY of the characters. If you read this crack fic and you don't like crack fics and you complain via a review well we just have to say this: "well you shouldn't have read this in the first place DA!" no offense but it does make you one if you do and it really is simple since we are warning you readers ahead of time in both the summary and here.
PS: One last thing before we kick this story off. We were not high on anything but sugar we swear. Heheheehehe.