Disclaimer: I don't own Bionicle or any movie. Can someone tell me some funny things to say here? It's extremely monotonous.
Xeon sighed. Accessing something called 'internet' from an alternate universe was bad enough, but picking up traditions was just a terrible idea. After Kryx had found something called Christmas, everyone had wanted to do it. Now he was stuck doing some stupid rules for the holiday, to keep Matoran and some Toa from getting hurt.
No one should take suggestions from Renegade, Takora or Hydrix.
The triangular green plant is for decoration. Do not use it as a javelin, lance or spear. (Hydrix)
Party favors are not to be ignited. (Takora, Renegade, Jaller)
Guests are not to be ignited. (Just about everyone who can find the torch)
Presents should not contain dangerous gifts, including; weapons, explosives, poisons, any sharp objects, missiles, deadly evil robots. (Again, almost everybody.)
Yes, the movie 'Nightmare before Christmas' had somewhat cheap animation. Do not attempt to improve upon it. Especially the jack-o-lantern with a Santa hat. (Hydrix, Dalu, Nuparu)
Hydrix, in case someone else reads this list, I won't say. Do not repeat the decorating of your room.
Takora, stop encouraging Jaller.
Arak, do not freeze anyone to make a snowman. Especially me and any Toa of Fire.
Renegade, stop blowing up the little model Santa.
Renegade, stop hanging the little model Santa from a noose.
Renegade, stop asking for venison whenever you see a Rudolph decoration.
Renegade, go away. Far away.
Icicles can cause damage to people. Don't test this theory. (Dalu, Hydrix, Renegade, or any combination of those three)
Do not read minds to find out what your present is. (Nuika)
Do not x-ray presents and tell people what it is. (Kryx, told to by Renegade)
Arak, stop freezing people. Period.
Hahli, stop using your mask to look like a snowman. It's creepy.
Hahli, I see you reading over my shoulder. The chameleon power only works to a point.
Outdoor lighting should be classy. Do not use enough lighting to short out the power grid.
Also, do not use lighting to set people on fire. (Hahli, Jaller, me, Renegade, Nuparu, Gelu)
Ackar, you as Santa is downright frightening. It is not funny to be frightening.
Pyrotechnics do not mix with water or snow. (Renegade, all Water Toa, Arak, Kopaka, whomever set off the fireworks in an igloo)
Christmas spirit does not mean dressing up like the characters in 'A Christmas carol'. (Renegade, Strakk, Kiina, Kongu, Lewa)
No matter how much he begs, do not let Vezon in. (Renegade)
Renegade, stay far away.
Do not get people to go out on thin ice. (Gelu, Dalu, Renegade, Arak)
Renegade, stop causing rules.
Everyone, don't give Agori or Matoran ideas.
Raanu, please stop Matoran and Agori from doing things on the list.
Chestnuts over an open fire: Good. People over an open fire: Bad.
Renegade, the evil, deadly robots that look like possessed Santas must stop.
Gelu, do not convince the Agori and Matoran that Santa is evil.
Singing 'Jingle Bells' more than five times in a row is annoying.
Do not scream "JINGLE BELLS" at random times.
Do not dress as the Grinch and attach people dressed as Santa. (Gelu, Strakk, Hydrix, Renegade)
Please don't make me do more of the list. I am already having nightmares.