Hello! Okay so let's get some things straight, this is set after Ed gets Al's body back and Al joined the military just cause I want him to. Sorry if I missed some grammar or spelling junk, this is self edited and I suck at editing. THIS IS YAOI! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. This is my first time doing a yaoi thing so be gentle I love getting plot ideas and editing suggestions from my readers so please review. And finally, I've been known to not get new chapters out for a long time so sorry in advance for that, I'll try my best!
-Dr. Ren, signing off!
Roy mustang sat at his desk doing paperwork, Hawkeye was at his right, at full attention. Mustang looked up at her and she glared in his direction, he immediately went back to the pile of paperwork he had slacked on all week. Man is she stuck up…, Roy thought to himself, she never lets me have any fun….
"Sir I only don't let you have fun because if I did you would abuse the power," Hawkeye said flatly.
Mustang just stared in front of him, with a slightly scared expression on his face, how the hell did she know what I was thinking?
Just then the door to Roy's office flung open with a loud BANG! A short blonde wearing a red coat stormed in. Roy sighed, Edward….
"Ever heard of knocking?" Roy asked Edward who had a glare on his face.
"I need my alchemist's assessment paperwork," Edward growled.
Roy handed Ed about 10 papers, Ed snatched them with his gloved auto mail hand and started walking to the door, but right as he was about to leave, Hawkeye stopped him.
"I'm sorry sir, but you have orders from the top with everyone else in this room and since you're here you might as well-," Hawkeye started.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah I get it," Ed interrupted.
Havoc suddenly piped up, "Orders from the top? What orders?"
"You've all been sent on a mission to try and find a kidnapper/murderer," Hawkeye stated bluntly with almost no emotion, "You'll be sent up north to Drachma."
"Wait so what do you mean by all of us?" Havoc questioned.
"Well, not everyone here, if that's what you're asking. The orders say that you, me, Colonel Mustang, Edward, Alphonse, if he wants to, and Lt. Colonel Hughes. Oh! And Winry should probably come with us to for Edward's auto mail."
"Damn it! I don't want to get winter auto mail…" Ed complained.
"Baby," Mustang uttered under his breath, just barely audible. It was enough for Ed to hear it though. Ed immediately sprang on the Colonel.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" He screeched. It was as if Ed and Roy were in a cartoon fight, a ball of smacks and growls rolled all over the office. After about a minute of the fight Hawkeye sighed and shot into the air. BANG! Everyone in the office immediately stopped what they were doing and covered their ears from the defining boom. Ed was onto of Roy, with a bloody nose and a bruised cheek. Roy had a ripped shirt and a bloody lip.
"God Hawkeye, why?" Ed yelled, still covering his ears and glaring.
"We're scheduled to leave in three days."
"THREE DAYS?" Everyone else said in unison.