Disclaimer: I don't own twilight new moon any of the shows in this retard thing I made or really the idea. Only writing it because of writers block not even that good grammar sucks.
'You are flipping threw the channels'
Host: Thank you for tuning in tonight on creatures feud. The Cullens VS The Werewolfs!
'family Feud music plays as the cullens that there places on one side and the other that there place'
Host: 'walks to the right side starting with Carlisle' Hello Carlisle is it.shakes hands ow! That hand shakes as a bite to it.
'men flash applause sighs, people clap and laugh'
Carlisle:sweat drop uh..thank you host guy…who's name isn't important enough to remember.
Host: 'laughs' so how have you been, last century been fair?
Carlisle: yes very.smiles
'women cheers'
Host: heh I heard you are doing plastic surgery now,is this true?
Carlisle: 'chuckles' yes,are saying is if we can't make u look 10 years younger, we'll make sure you never age again.
Host: wonderful just wonderful, 'moves down to esme, kisses her on cheek' hello Esme you look fantastic.
Esme: thank you. smiles
Host: 'blushes, moves on down to Emmett' so Emmett.shakes his hand how r u.
Emmett: GREAT IM JUST GREAT HA HA HA HA! 'shaking hand to hard brakes it'
Host:ow… 'walking down roll pass Rosalie because she looking at herself in the microphone pass jasper do to the fact he's flipping over alice,alice is trying to see if they'll win the game' Ah, Edward.
Edward:…hello sir 'breathtaking smile'
Women from crowed: 'rips off shirt' take meh EDWARD!
Edward: 'eyes widen'heh heh 'sweat drop'
Jacob: OH COME ON! IM HOT!
Women: no as hot as EDWARD! Heh I can see why Bella picked him.
Bella:shocked blushes
Jacob: why you BITCH! 'werewolf attacks women'
'u change the channel'
'it's opera'
Opera: ok are next quest, is a song writer, gentle men, and charmer of all and NOW! He's in love put ur hands together for Edward Cullen!
'people clap and cheer'
Edward: 'runs out on stange acting odd waves arms like he's a bird run are opera's couch then sits laughing'
Opera: So Edward, your in love?
Edward: YES OPERA I JUST WANNA SHOUT IT TO THE WORLD! 'stands on couch jumping up and down' I LOVE BELLA SWAN!
Opera: 'laughs thinking: oh no not this again'
Women: 'arm broken black eye' TAKE ME EDWARD!
'you change channel to mtv'
'the show is cribs'
Carlisle: Hey check it im Carlisle. And this is my crib come on it! 'opens door for camera people'
'flash of the house'
Carlisle: this is my living room.
'emmett on couch painting toe nails'
Carlisle: 'sweat drop'
'you change the channel again'
Bella :singing im a Barbie girl as alice gives her a make over' "you an brush my hair, undress me anywhere, 'blushes' emanation that is ur creation!"
' you change the channel commercial'
Carlisle: if you don't look ten years younger! We're make sure u never age again!
'you change the channel'
' Naruto's on'
Edward: 'dressed as sasuke' God im so emo….
Jacob: 'dressed as Naruto' Believe it! Edward do u BELIEVE IT!
Edward:…
Bella: 'dress as sakura' EDWARD –KUN!
Edward: Bella-kun. 'hugs her'
Jacob: oh! Bella-kun!
Carlisle: 'dressed as Kakashi' …
'you turn off the tv'
I got this idea from Kaida.Miyako wonderful fanfiction!