Warning: mentions of sex and Mpreg! Yaoi, BoyXBoy don't like don't read.
Summary: there is a reason why Claude and Sebastion hate eachother so much. Wait, why is Grell here? What? Mom?
Disclaimer: I don't own Black Butler (so sad)
"Ugh I hate you!"
"I hate you too."
"Stupid dog."
"Wretched spider. We should just squash you."
"I'd love to see you try."
"Is that a challenge?"
"Boys! Stop your arguing! Please that is no way to act!"
"Why the hell did I even sleep with you?"
"Oh Bassy! Don't act so cold!"
"Be quiet reaper."
"Bassy!" Grell screams in fustration. Sebastian walks over to him and grabs him by the collar. Glaring at him menacingly. His pupils turning to slits and glowing a scary crimson.
"I said silence! Why in hells name does that THING even exist!" He points an accusing finger toward said demon, who grits his teeth.
"Must I really explain? Oh well you see, when a mommy and daddy love eachother-"
"I know how! You imbecile!" Sebastian screams, dropping a rather shocked Grell on the floor. He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. He walks towards the door of the Undertaker's shop where this argument is taking place.
"Bassy where are you going?" Grell runs after him, grabbing his arm preventing him from leaving.
"Away from you and the spider."
"He's a coward, unlike the predator spider. He's a cowardly pooch."
"If you haven't realize yet, Claude, dogs eat spiders when they become a pest. Watch yourself." Sebastian warns.
"Oh I will father. I will make sure to show the world what a coward you are!" Claude yells.
"I will never get drunk ever again. This is what happens." He shakes his head, breaking apart from Grell's grip before leaving.
"Damn spider!" Claude yells in fustration.
"Claude!" Grell yells.
"What mom?!" Claude yells. The Undertaker laughs at the scene that just played out. Who knew how fun this would be?
Okay so I didn't know how to end it. Sorry its short and not that good. Well hope you enjoyed please review and sorry for any errors and the OOC characters. Please no flames!