Disclaimer: Don't own Yuffie, don't own the song. Which, in case you can't guess, is "Blah Blah Blah" by Devotion 2 Music.
A/N: Er. I was… rather bored when I wrote this. Really rather bored. Um. ^^; yeah. It doesn't really fit in anywhere in particular… I was just muttering along to "Blah Blah Blah" while I was trying to go to sleep and… this cropped up. ^^; Yuffie singing, obviously - who else would you expect to babble aimlessly about Materia for a whole song? ^_^
Materia
Can't touch this and I can't touch that
But they can't stop me from stealin'
Barret's gone bananas and Red's gone loco
'Cause I don't care what they're saving
They complain
I go insane
'Cause I want their Materia
All I hear
Every day
Ma - te - ri - a
All I hear
Every day
Ma - te - ri -a
Materia!
Shiva, Odin, Knights of the Round
I need them or I'll go crazy
Cloud 'n Tifa, get off my back
Before you lose Summon Hades
And I can't wait 'til we
Beat up Sephy -
I'll snatch all your Materia
All I hear
Every day
Ma - te - ri - a
All I hear
Every day
Ma - te - ri -a
Materia!
Vinnie, you don't talk enough
Aeris is such a soft touch to
Get the orbs for Daddy's hall
So easy to get 'em all
Can't you see this isn't me
Did it all for my Daddy
Appreciate my honesty
All I hear
Every day
Ma - te - ri - a
All I hear
Every day
Ma - te - ri -a
Materia!
Vinnie, you don't talk enough
Always let Cloud order us
Where to go and what to do
I should be the one to choose
Listen to Annoying Me
Yuffie no Joou - yeehah, that's me!
All you bow down before me…
^___^ MATERIA!!!
A/N: Um. Review? Because I was really bored and hyper? *weak smile*