A/N – Just a taster of what's to come. Most probably won't be written in diary form just to let you know but Blaine and others will be introduced next chapter. Based on Eloise and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody :P

Disclaimer: I don't own anything:)

Ok here goes...dear diary?...that just sounds strange; um can I call you...Drew? Omg, of course I can call you Drew, it's my diary!

Anyway, yes I am writing a diary to document my new life in New York. My name is Kurt Hummel and I'm 14 years old. I am a self-confessed fashionista and if I see you sporting an ugly bookmark I will force you to change it (Have I gone crazy? Hmm…let's just roll with it). I used to live in Lima, Ohio but when my Dad got the offer of taking 'Burt Hummel Tire's and Lube' national, the first city we decided to branch out to was New York. I've always wanted to come here ever since I saw my first Broadway musical on DVD, Wicked. Performing is my life, at McKinley, my old school; I was in the Glee club. One day I hope to live in NYC, singing and acting on stage every night. Until then, I'll have to stick it out at high school, working part time at the shop for my dad.

Have you ever been to New York? Well, of course you haven't you were made in China and then shipped straight to Lima...but the point is, if you'd been you would know that New York is a large place with an even larger, more demanding population. Space is short and buildings are already sky rocketing to allow for even more people. This means that when Dad and I were looking for an apartment or house to rent while we stayed, nowhere was available. Everything was too big, or two small or too far away. We're not that fussed about where we stay but some of the offers we received were ridiculous, do we look like the kind of people who can afford an 18 bedroom penthouse? And even more, do we look like the kind of people who can't afford anything more than a 1 bedroom, no bathroom or kitchen, basement?

Despite our difficulties in finding a place to live, we did, eventually, find somewhere. It's not the conventional option and I still can't quite believe it now, but the Hummel's are living on the 200th floor of the PLAZA HOTEL! Sorry for that little loss of control there but, honestly this is like a dream - and precisely why I am telling my tale to you. Stick with me diary, Kurt Hummel is going to have a pretty good year...