Family Guy
Authores notes: Warning this story is very funny and crasy so if you die lauthing while reading please don't sue me :)
It was the knight before Critamss and all of the family guy family were rapping presents. "I simpley lvoe critmass, Louis!" Peter Giffit said with exitment. "I am a so so exicted that father santa is goin to vist to knight" Peter Griffin said again "Peter Santa dosnt real and he not coming here too day" said Brain Griffin. "That is a not true Brain Santa always cums!" Petter Griifin said setting down da law.
"Santa Will come and it will aswome like that time I met Captain Jack Russel" Peter Griffin Sayed.
Flashback
"Your Captain Jack Russel!11?" Petter Griffin asked in awe "Yes I am Captain Jack Russel" Captain Jack Russel said to Peter Griffin. "The Captain Jack Russel?" Peter Giffin asked again, "Yes I am the Captain Jack Russel" Captain Jack Russel. "OMY GOD" Peter Giffin said. *Awakagard silance* "So what have you bean doing" Peter Griffin asked Captain Jack Russel "I have bean killing evil aliens and having sex with hot sexy beuatifull women" Captain Jack Russel said back. "Wow I wish I cold do that you are so lcukly!"
End of Slashback
"He's such dreamboat" said Petter Friffin Wishing he could be like Captain Jack Russel. "Well Peter" Loius began but slow as she didn't not know how to tell Peter that Santa had bean offended by the family guy family and woudnt be coming. But just than Meg Griffin came in da room "Dad I whant a poney for critmass" Meg said "shut up MEG" Peter Griffit said "Now I have to go to tolit" Petter Giffin said and ran up stairs. When Peter Giffin gut to the top of the stairs and got in the tolit. He found that the tolet had been replaced by a tolit monstar "you will not go to tolit Griffin it" said.
So Peter Giffin craped his pants as he couldnt go and eveybody luagthed cause it was the funny. So he changed and went down stairs just in time to hear the news. Eveybody was crowded round the telly apart from Stewie Griffin who was playing with hisa laisr gun. "Soon I rule the world" Stewie Griffin said to self and shot a whole in the wall with his laiser gun. "Thats enough toys for one day" said Lousi Griffin and too it away "dam you woman" said Stewi Griffin.
Than the news came on "News just in Cristmas has bean Caniciled" said the news guy and Peter Griffin was literally having heart failure. Eveybody was upset expet for Brain and Stewie Griffin but Brain Griffin new that he had to help as Peter Giffin was his beast freind. "I don't care about this celibration for you lesser pepole" said Stewie Griffin "Ha you right monkey I no you do" said Brain Griffin "no I sore of chritmess as it was becoming addictrive".
"Santa has been kidnaped by a group of evil terrorists called the anti critamss aliance. They are evil Australian Terrorists who want to ban chritmass as it doent snow is Austlia", "We have do do something Lousis" Said Peter Griffin. "I do not care about Critmass anymore" said Stewie, "As Chritmass is canciled will we be having the polls of the year instead and the gayest pesron in history is Stewie Griffin" said newsreader Tom Tucker.
"Ok I agree whe have to stop them I am not gay" said Stewie Griffin, "Oh Yes you are" said everbody in the world, "Oh no Im not" Stewie Griffin said gain "Oh yes you are" said all the pepole in the world. "The votes have been counted and eveybody voted that Stewie griffin is gay. 100%" said the vote counter "apart from mr idoit and he was linched and hung for that" the vote counter said again and evybody laughted cause it was funny.
"I will go but only if get me that poney" said Meg "Oh all right whatever" sadi Peter Griffin, "I there for you pal but I have to get my bone first" said Brain Griffin as he is a dog. "I will to cause I like chritmass a lot" said Chirs Griffin "Lets do this" said anybody.
They all got in the car and drove to the last place were Santa was reported to have bean and they did. However the road was full of angery men protesting about the calnerlation of crismess. "Why is chrissmess cancled" a man yelled, "I want my presents" yelled a little boy, "I was going to gut a new gun!" said a gunwoman.
Petter Griffin started hooting the his cars horn "Get out the way" he yelled "Peter calm down" said Louis Griffin to clam down Peter. "he's telling us to get out the way" yelled a rioter "let's kill them!" yelled a another roiter. Then they went charge at the family guy family to killer them. They were carrying toches and guns and pitforks.
"Dirve drive drive" yelled peter as he drove off. They gut away "That was a relif it was almost like that time I got my foot cught in a time machine" said Peter Giffin
Flashback
Peter Giffin was walking along a road when a time machine that looked like a sports car and a fighter jet aprared. A guy walked out and Peter Giffin walked up to it "whgat is this" he wondered aloud. Petter Griffin than treid to open the door but he couldn't then the guy came back and got in. The time machine went to the meddievil times, the stone age, the iorn age, the tool age, the dinnosore age, the futre age, the western age and the beggining of the universe. Then the Time Machine came back and Peter Giffin flew out "ow my mind what happened.!" Petter Giffin asked
End of Flashback!
So the Family Guy family drove to a new location and the ran into the police who were there. "Stop we are investigating Santa disprance and kidnapping" the polceman said. "We are hear to help Santa get free" said Louis Griffin "Well we'll help a bit Santa was last seen in the old caastle" the policeman said. "Thank you" said Petter Giffin. "Peter Giffin you are overdue on your TV lisance" said the policeman "get tem" pliceman said again. So the family guy family drove off and Officer Dunce drove after them . But the policecar weels fell of and the car cught fire and everybody luthed because it was funny.
They got to the castle and got to the entrance of the castle, they went inside and loked around. They went in and loked around they found a clue but than were atacked by nights in gold suits. The family guy family ran but lockly they grabed the clue before. he note say that Santa was being brought to a seacrate location in Grimcity
Petter Giffin and the Family guy Family gut to Grimcity but the way there Petter Giffin stoped to go t the toilet. But when they got there the tolits were full and they were out of oder as they had been over used. They were also had been used in a summo wressling tormimatent so were realy cloged and were next to surrage work.
"This worse than time I was in a Zombie City" said Brain Griifin
Flash Bark
Brain Griifin was driving his car with his new girlfreind. They were driving while kissing "Oh yes you are so good" said girlfreind "Oh yes give to me" sasid Brain Griffin. They were to buzy kissing and didnt notice the signs that said "Danger dont not go to this city because it is danger of ZOMBES!11".
They kept driving and kssing then loked around then saw Zombies! "Whe have to get out of hear" said Brain Giffin "let start the car" said girlfrewind. They reid to start car but it dint start. "What are we going to do" ask girlfreind panicing.
End Of Flashbark
"That's quite a story Brain how did you get out?" asked Meg, "Well I was russced by woman and her girlfreind" Brain Griffin said, "Shut Meg" said Peter Giffrin and everybody luthed. Out loud.
Peter Giffin still needed the toilet hough and the toilets were still engaged. Just than a bomb went of in the toilets that was planted by the evil Australian terrorists and all the poo crap wee, diareiha and snot shot into the air and formed a cloud that spread other the fields.
And the sheep turned brown and the rivers turned brown and the lakes and cows and horses turned brown. The cloud was spreading all everywhere turing everything shity. It went to a town and turned the white wall that had just bean painted white brown. All the buildings turned brown and the grean lawns and white fences.
Then there was an anocment on the news the Australian terrorists were going to excute Santa live on TV on Crissmass day. "We have to save him" said Peter Griffin "I'm with you pal" said Brain Griffin "and so Iam I" Chris Griffin, "Me too" said Meg "Lets do it Peter" said Louis Griffin and kissed Peter Griffin.
To Be Countued