Disclaimer: I do not own Ratchet and Clank, neither do I own Hunter. He's YellowDizzyLombax's. Nor do I own Ghost!Klunk, he's SnipsySnips'. I only own these lyrics to the opening of Oreimo.

Ratchet's Thoughtful Opening:

Is it safe behind this door you're standing in?
Is it safe behind this door I'm in front of?
In this world where anything could happen,
I just don't know anymore.

[A brief interlude]

Ratchet's Thoughtful First Verse:

These places are...
And yet they are not familiar to me at all.
These faces are...
And yet they are not real in any sense of the word.

Where am I, truly? Where am I really?
That I don't know.
If only someone helpful could guide me,
Till then I'm really screwed!

Ratchet's Thoughtful Chorus:

Is it safe behind this door you're standing in?
Is it safe behind this door I'm in front of?
In this world where anything could happen,
I just don't know anymore in this screwed-up realm!

How I wish that I could be back to where I'm from.
To where familiar faces are looking at me.
Till I get back to my mission,
I will have to hold on for my own good.

[A brief interlude]

Hunter's Brooding Second Verse:

I wish to kill,
And serve my purpose as Ratchet's evil side.
I wish to hunt,
And serve my satisfaction. It's my primal instinct.

How does he not know I'm here?
How dare he ignore me?
Maybe it's not time to come out.
I will wait and see...

Hunter's Own Chorus in the Limelight:

Is it safe behind this door you're standing in?
Is it safe behind this door I'm in front of?
In a world where anything could happen,
I don't know any more than Ratchet does.

In time, I will have my needs satisfied.
In time, I will get my revenge on him.
Oh, the 'justice' I'll pour out into this world.
I just have to wait patiently...

[Interlude]

Ratchet's Thought-provoking Wonders:

I wonder if the right thing truly means happiness for all.
I wonder if I deserve being a hero at all.

Hunter's Dark Sentiment:

There's nothing more to a hero than just being so sickeningly good.
Or maybe there is, but I don't know...

[. . .]

Answers from Ghost!Klunk:

There is more to this world than you realize
My dear lombaxes, Ratchet and Hunter.
It's Ratchet's dreamland of his own, and a twisted one,
Isn't that fun?

He's tormented and scared, Ratchet.
He's bitter and evil, Hunter.
But maybe there could be an end to this nightmare.
Not now, but in the future...

[Ending music]

Ratchet awoke, sitting up as he gasped for air. The bright glow of the apartment welcomed him along with a note stating that Clank would be back in three hours. He noticed the headphones lying on the ground, blasting techno beats while two female singers were singing in their harmonious voices.

"...I've got to stop falling asleep listening to these songs." He muttered.