Maria: What do you here?

Alucard: What you say?

Maria: Its old english dammit! Its supposed to be like that!

Alucard: Then why does my old man say "your through punk!" in the introduction?

Maria: Because Konami screwed up

Voice of devloper: HEY!

Maria: Sorry I'm just annoyed you didn't make me a playable charther *pouts*

Developer: Look, we didn't have time, get over it!

*Developer disappears. Teleport noise and Zero wing music begins to play*

Alucard: We get signal

Maria: Who put that music on? Errr I mean main screen turn on

Alucard I think the tellies already on

*Dracula appears*

Alucard: Its you!

Dracula: How are you gentlemen? You have no chance to survive make time!

Alucard What you say!

Maria: Well yes because he hasn't had time to level up

Dracula You are on your way to destruction!

*Shaft walks in with Richter Belmont*

Shaft How are you gentlemen?

Maria We already did that line

Shaft Oh. Well All your Richter Belmont freewill are belong to me!

*Dracula glares at shaft*

Shaft Oh and Dracula of course

Richter Ha ha ha ha

Alucard Mankind ill needs grammar such as this!

Maria that's Richter's line

Alucard: yes but Richter's a bit out of it at the moment

*Dracula, Shaft and Richter Belmont get read to fight*

Maria Move stake and garlic for great justice! You know what you are doing!

Alucard Couldn't we just call Buffy and hope her bad acting and psuedo Kung fu destroys all the bad guys

Maria Yeah I guess.......

Buffy fans: Have at you!

Did you enoy it? Please review, if you do I'm more likely to write more. I also made a chrono trigger parody of AYB? .