Narrator: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Axel… He has seventy two different types of fungus through out his entire room.
Axel: WHAT! No I don't! That's SO disgusting!
Narrator: Axel… He kidnapped Kari because he secretly loves her.
Kari, Axel and Alyssa: WHAT! NOOO!
Axel: What are you talking about! That's not true, Alyssa! You know that! I LOVE YOU!
Narrator: Axel… Lost his mom to rabid turtles.
Axel: No I didn't! She's still alive and well! She lives in Minnesota with my step dad!
Narrator: Sure she does.
Axel: She does!
Narrator: Axel… His real name is Robert Quibble
Axel: No it's not! The name's Axel! Got it memorized? Got it MEMORIZED! GOT IT FREAKING MEMORIZED! Okay… Okay… I'm calm…
Narrator: Then what IS your real name?
Axel: I told you! AND I am NOT discussing that without my lawyer!
Narrator: I told you!
Axel: Shut up!
Narrator: Axel… Runs around with cheese on his head when nobody's around
Axel: No I don't. That's wasting PERFECTLY good cheese!
Narrator: Axel… He paints his nails to feel special
Axel: So I paint my nails black! Yeah, so? A LOT of guys do! What's your point?
Narrator: Axel's a girl! Laughs
Axel: I am not!
Narrator: Then why are
your nails painted?
Axel: Alyssa painted them for me!
Narrator: Sure she did.
Axel: You shut your mouth!
Narrator: Axel… Doesn't really have reddish orange hair. He really has green. The reddish orange is an illusion…
Axel: No I don't. I
DO have red orange hair! I don't like the color green all that
much! This is my natural hair color!
Narrator: Sure it is!
Axel: It is! Just ask my mom!
Narrator: But you don't have a mom remember?
Axel: Yes I do! You are REALLY pissin' me off!
Narrator: Doesn't really have fire powers.
Axel: Yeah I do. If I didn't then what would I have?
Narrator: Axel really has ice powers
Axel: What! I do not! I wouldn't be able to control fire then!
Narrator: Now you know Robert Quibble from Kingdom Hearts
Axel: No they don't! Everything you said was a complete and total lie! AND THAT'S NOT MY NAME! I am not a girl! My mom is still alive! I'm still going out with Alyssa and I only kidnapped Kari for the organization… Are you even listening to me! I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK! Gets up Don't even talk to me again! Walks out