Hey guys! This is my second story! I hope you guys like this. I don't know why, but I like Nekos. And I thought it would be great fun for Scotland to torture his little brother with out actually hurting him.

To TheRedFlowerOfFire: Thanks! :) It will explain a little bit why England's acting strange. And Neko!England is adorable!

I don't own Hetalia, and nor will I ever. I wish I could though. ;)

"England!" I called through the house. I couldn't find him anywhere! All of a sudden, I saw puff of purple smoke coming from the basement door. I ran down his basement steps and found him on the ground in his magic circle. I took a tiny bit of the circle away so I could go in. I ran to him and shook him. "England, England! Are you ok?"

"Mew!" came the response. That confused me. England turned to face me and I saw blonde kitty ears on top of his head. I reached out to touch one. As soon as my finger touched it, it twitched and his hand came up swatting my hand away, as a kitten would. "Don't touch them!"

"Wow! Your part cat now? That's so totally awesome, dude!" I yelled.

"Oh, shut it America," he said, standing up. He looked uncomfortable for a second. "A-america?"

"Ya, dude, what do ya need?" I asked. He was acting a little strange.

"C-can you rip a whole in the back of my pants so my tail isn't bunched up? It hurts," he said hesitantly. I didn't care, I'd do it for him.

"Sure, dude. If you need me too," I said. I walked towards him and knelt down in front of were the tail would be. Reaching up, I tore a small hole in his pants. I saw the tip of the blonde tail, so I took it and pulled gently. It easily came out through the hole I made. The base of his tail was just big enough to fit through the hole. I let go of his tail and stood up, taking a step back. "Done!"

"Thanks, America," he said. "I'm hungry. Let's go get fish."

"Uh, I don't think it'd be a good idea to go out, England," I said. Wouldn't it be weird if people just stared at him?

"No, I don't care. Let's go! I want fish!" He said it loudly. He took my hand and pulled me up the stairs, and to the street. His tail was moving a little, and his right ear twitched as the cars went by. I had to admit that he was cute being part kitten. I saw the fish and chips store and apparently he did too cause he started to run over.

"England! Slow down!" I yelled after him. He threw open the open and started yelling.

"Bill! Bill!" he shouted. Good thing there were no other costumers. England's tail was waving like a dogs when they're excited. The cook came out.

"What is it Arthur?" he asked calmly, like this was an everyday occurence.

"I want fish!" he said, excited like a little kid in a candy store. Or me when I'm at McDonald's.

"Calm down, Arthur. I'll go you some, go sit at the bar and wait for me to cook them up," he said, laughing a little bit. England pouted and his tail drooped and ears went flat against his head.

"Artie, don't worry. He's gonna get ya some. Be a little patient," I said cheerfully. His ears went up again, so I'm assuming that was a good thing. I had him sit in a seat at the bar and sat down next to him. The bartender came over in front of me.

"Do you want anything, sir?" she asked. She had long brown hair tied into a pony tail. She wore a black tank top, with black shorts and black leather knee-high combat boots. She was fairly skinny with a not-so-small chest. I looked up at her.

"No thank you," I replied in a nice tone. She seemed like a shy girl.

"Okie dokie, well let me know if you do," she said in a nice tone.

"Are you American?" I asked. I've only known my own citizens to say 'Okie dokie.'

"Yes, I am. You look like you are too," she said with a smirk tugging at her lips.

"Yep I am!" I said proudly. She giggled and walked away as the cook came out with England's fish.

"Here ya go, Arthur," he said as he put the plate in front of him. England's eyes lit up and his tail started moving again. I chuckled, as did the cook. "So what did Arthur do this time?"

"Eh, I don't know. I was visiting him when in his basement there was a big puff of purple smoke and I went down there and he was like this. Then he dragged me here cause he wanted fish," I laughed.

"Sounds like Arthur," he laughed too. "Well, it's free of charge today. When he's done, leave it there and Ali will get it."

"Who?" I asked. He pointed to the girl who was talking to me earlier. I nodded in recognition. "Okie dokie."

"What is it with Americans saying that?" he asked as he walked away. I just laughed. Once England was done with his fish, he got up and yawned like a cat does. It was adorable.

"Ready to go back home England?" I asked with a laugh. He nodded sleepily and leaned against my shoulder as we walked back to his house. Once there, he curled up on the sofa with his tail curled tightly around his body and closed his eyes in a cat-nap. I smiled and kissed his forehead. He peeked one of his eyes open and looked up at me with his emerald eye. "What? I couldn't resist. Just take your nap."

He closed his eye and fell asleep. I tried to be quiet and went into the kitchen to sneak out the back door to call someone I knew could help me understand how he might've turned himself into part kitten.

"'Ello?" a familiar Scottish accent greeted him.

"Hey Scotland! Ca-" I started to say. Before I got interrupted.

"Whit th' heel dae ye want, America?" he responded. (What the hell do you want, America?)

"Well dude if you let me finish, you would know!" I said, raising my voice a little bit.

"Dornt raise yer voice tae me loon, an' dornt gab back. Noo spit it whit ye want ur aam gonnae hang up," he replied, hatefully. (Don't raise your voice to me boy, and don't talk back. Now spit out what you want or I'm going to hang up.)

"Okay, okay. Jeez. England turned himself into part kitten. I called you because I didn't know if you knew how to turn him back. He doesn't act like himself. He dragged me to the fish and chips place demanding the cook to give him fish. He's taking a nap now," I said.

"Okay, okay. Yoo're nae in th' sam room as heem sae he wakes up, ur ye?" he asked. (Okay, Okay. You're not in the same room as him so he wakes up, are you?)

"What? No! You think I'm that stupid?" I replied. "Actually don't answer that."

"Ha ha. I'll be ower when Ah can," he said, laughing. (Ha ha. I'll be over when I can.)

"Alright dude, thanks. And bring some cat toys or something. It'll be fun to tease him," I said chuckling. I heard a 'Ye, ye, will dae' and some laughing on the other end before we both hung up. (Ya, ya, will do.)

Hey, again!

America: Hey dudes! I hope y'all like this totally awesome story! :D

England: Calm down, you twit. It's just a story.

America: Um, no cause I'M in it, it's AWESOME!

Prussia: Not as awesome as the awesome me! ;)

England: Both of you, shut it now! :(

Me: Okie dokie guys, I have to go. Ta ta for now!

America: You didn't seriously say "Ta Ta" did you?

Me: um, ya. Gotta problem?

America: Nope! Not at all! *cough*stupid*cough*

England: Your such a child, America. Good bye, everyone.

America: Bye dudes! :D *frantically waving*