Chapter one: It's all Britney's fault
Harry, Ron and Hermione were sitting doing their homework in the common room and listening to Harry's all time favourite singer on the radio. Britney Spears.
"Hey, Harry?" asked Hermione looking up from her homework to now look at Harry singing along to the music.
"...# Don't you know that you're Toxic #... Huh? Oh yeah 'Mione? What'd you say?" Harry asked looking up from his homework
"How is the radio working? I thought that muggle electrical devises didn't work in Hogwarts."
"Yeah, Harry? And who's this Britney Spears person?" Ron added enthusiastically.
"Oh, Britney? She's the hottest singer out there! This is her latest song. It's called Toxic and she did a duet with Madonna, another famous singer and she's only like 21 years old. No one's better than her! She's a very hot dancer too! You should see her video clip for Toxic! She is so naughty, But in a good way! Britney is-
"Harry! Answer MY question!" Hermione said frowning.
"What question? Oh....................uh..... I don't know. But anyway! She has 4 albums and...
"I'm hungry! Let's go down for breakfast!" Hermione said standing up and putting her books away.
"Just wait a minute Hermione! Harry's telling me something reeeeally important!" Ron scowled.
"...And her last song was number 1 on the charts for at least 2 weeks!"
"Wow! Do you have her albums? I wanna hear more of her songs!"
"Yeah, I do! I'll be back in a second!" Harry yelled and ran up to his dormitory as fast as his feet could carry him.
There was an awkward silence as Ron waited for Harry's return.
"So" Hermione said breaking the silence, "Are you gonna come up for Breakfast?"
"Me? Oh, No! I couldn't! Harry has something really, really, really, really important to show me! Can you wait-
"You mean Britney Spears?" Hermione asked tears fogging up her vision, "Ron! I-I though you l-loved ME! You just a-asked me o-out-out a week ago! How can you be falling for stupid B-Britney! Just cause she's pr-pretty and f-fa-famous and-and she dances!"
"No Hermione! You don't understand! I do love you-
"No Ron! I know your lying! You just d-don't like me cause I'm a know-it- all and cause I'm smart and all-all the teachers like me and! Well, I can be popular and sexy like Britney Too!" Hermione yelled standing over Ron, Who was rolled up in a ball on the ground rocking back and forth, sucking his thumb and trembling of fear.
"Hermione! You know that I like you! I just happen to like Britney Spears too. But not in that way-
Hermione swelled up like a balloon, face going red in anger.
"I mean, you have a crush on Tom Felton! A-and Orlando Bloom! D-don't you? But I'm not getting mad-
"Tom Felton? Oh, Ron! You have to meet him! Have you met him before? He is SOOOO gorgeous! You know he's an actor and one of the best too...
"See my point?" Ron muttered to the readers reading this, pointing his thumb in Hermione's direction. (She's still going on about Tom Felton)
"Hermione?" Ron said looking at all Death-Curse people. "Well, you see she thinks that she can get away with things that others can't. But I love her all the same. We've been going out for like a week now. But if it wasn't for Harry, we never would have realised-
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I got her albums! I've only got 2 of them though! But there good! I stole them from Dudley's room when he wasn't listening to them, which is like never but anyway-
"That's great Harry! Here put them in! Here!" Ron popped open the CD player thing and snatched the disks from Harry's hand. But Harry was holding on to them too tightly and refused to let them go.
"There mine! I wanna put them in!" Harry said pulling them from Ron.
"But I've never done this before and I wanna try!" Ron said pulling them towards himself.
"But if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even know they existed!" Harry said pulling it towards him.
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley continued fighting and pulling and punching and kicking and name calling and insulting and teasing and hitting and swearing and pushing and struggling until it was eventually 11:00am. By that time breakfast was over and people were at lessons. Harry and Ron were rolling around the floor, the 2 CD's lay forgotten by their homework. Hermione Granger was standing in the middle of the common room still going on about Tom Felton. Her voice was hoarse by now though and it was barley over a whisper. But she continued nevertheless.
This went on for another 30 minutes until Ginny returned from her Transfiguration lesson to drop her books off and head of to lunch.
"What is going on here?!" she asked, her hands placed firmly on her hips and eyes flashing dangerously.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione stopped what they were doing immediately. They all stopped and looked at her slowly.
There was an awkward silence, only disrupted by Ron giving Harry a final punch.
"What have you two been fighting about? And what were saying before, Hermione?" Ginny asked pointing to each person as she asked them a question.
"Uh..." They all said together.
"Yes?"
"Ron stole my CD's!"
"Me! I didn't steal anything!"
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"Stop it both of you!" Ginny said angrily. "You!", She said pointing at Hermione. "What happened?"
Sorry for leaving the chapter at such a sudden ending but I have to go now.
So I'll write more soon! Read and Review please! The reviews are the only thing that are gonna keep me going.
Harry, Ron and Hermione were sitting doing their homework in the common room and listening to Harry's all time favourite singer on the radio. Britney Spears.
"Hey, Harry?" asked Hermione looking up from her homework to now look at Harry singing along to the music.
"...# Don't you know that you're Toxic #... Huh? Oh yeah 'Mione? What'd you say?" Harry asked looking up from his homework
"How is the radio working? I thought that muggle electrical devises didn't work in Hogwarts."
"Yeah, Harry? And who's this Britney Spears person?" Ron added enthusiastically.
"Oh, Britney? She's the hottest singer out there! This is her latest song. It's called Toxic and she did a duet with Madonna, another famous singer and she's only like 21 years old. No one's better than her! She's a very hot dancer too! You should see her video clip for Toxic! She is so naughty, But in a good way! Britney is-
"Harry! Answer MY question!" Hermione said frowning.
"What question? Oh....................uh..... I don't know. But anyway! She has 4 albums and...
"I'm hungry! Let's go down for breakfast!" Hermione said standing up and putting her books away.
"Just wait a minute Hermione! Harry's telling me something reeeeally important!" Ron scowled.
"...And her last song was number 1 on the charts for at least 2 weeks!"
"Wow! Do you have her albums? I wanna hear more of her songs!"
"Yeah, I do! I'll be back in a second!" Harry yelled and ran up to his dormitory as fast as his feet could carry him.
There was an awkward silence as Ron waited for Harry's return.
"So" Hermione said breaking the silence, "Are you gonna come up for Breakfast?"
"Me? Oh, No! I couldn't! Harry has something really, really, really, really important to show me! Can you wait-
"You mean Britney Spears?" Hermione asked tears fogging up her vision, "Ron! I-I though you l-loved ME! You just a-asked me o-out-out a week ago! How can you be falling for stupid B-Britney! Just cause she's pr-pretty and f-fa-famous and-and she dances!"
"No Hermione! You don't understand! I do love you-
"No Ron! I know your lying! You just d-don't like me cause I'm a know-it- all and cause I'm smart and all-all the teachers like me and! Well, I can be popular and sexy like Britney Too!" Hermione yelled standing over Ron, Who was rolled up in a ball on the ground rocking back and forth, sucking his thumb and trembling of fear.
"Hermione! You know that I like you! I just happen to like Britney Spears too. But not in that way-
Hermione swelled up like a balloon, face going red in anger.
"I mean, you have a crush on Tom Felton! A-and Orlando Bloom! D-don't you? But I'm not getting mad-
"Tom Felton? Oh, Ron! You have to meet him! Have you met him before? He is SOOOO gorgeous! You know he's an actor and one of the best too...
"See my point?" Ron muttered to the readers reading this, pointing his thumb in Hermione's direction. (She's still going on about Tom Felton)
"Hermione?" Ron said looking at all Death-Curse people. "Well, you see she thinks that she can get away with things that others can't. But I love her all the same. We've been going out for like a week now. But if it wasn't for Harry, we never would have realised-
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I got her albums! I've only got 2 of them though! But there good! I stole them from Dudley's room when he wasn't listening to them, which is like never but anyway-
"That's great Harry! Here put them in! Here!" Ron popped open the CD player thing and snatched the disks from Harry's hand. But Harry was holding on to them too tightly and refused to let them go.
"There mine! I wanna put them in!" Harry said pulling them from Ron.
"But I've never done this before and I wanna try!" Ron said pulling them towards himself.
"But if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even know they existed!" Harry said pulling it towards him.
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley continued fighting and pulling and punching and kicking and name calling and insulting and teasing and hitting and swearing and pushing and struggling until it was eventually 11:00am. By that time breakfast was over and people were at lessons. Harry and Ron were rolling around the floor, the 2 CD's lay forgotten by their homework. Hermione Granger was standing in the middle of the common room still going on about Tom Felton. Her voice was hoarse by now though and it was barley over a whisper. But she continued nevertheless.
This went on for another 30 minutes until Ginny returned from her Transfiguration lesson to drop her books off and head of to lunch.
"What is going on here?!" she asked, her hands placed firmly on her hips and eyes flashing dangerously.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione stopped what they were doing immediately. They all stopped and looked at her slowly.
There was an awkward silence, only disrupted by Ron giving Harry a final punch.
"What have you two been fighting about? And what were saying before, Hermione?" Ginny asked pointing to each person as she asked them a question.
"Uh..." They all said together.
"Yes?"
"Ron stole my CD's!"
"Me! I didn't steal anything!"
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"Stop it both of you!" Ginny said angrily. "You!", She said pointing at Hermione. "What happened?"
Sorry for leaving the chapter at such a sudden ending but I have to go now.
So I'll write more soon! Read and Review please! The reviews are the only thing that are gonna keep me going.