Authors: giggly and sibirian malmute phsycic eyes
Summary: Timmy is tired of Vicky ruining his summers, so he posts her diary, and sends someone a love letter in her name.
Little does Timmy know that Vicky's dairy is cursed, and when a person with the cursed dairy finds true love terrible things will happen.
Category: Fairly Odd Parents Humor/angst Rated K+
Chapter one: The beginning of a not so average summer.
It was a hot summer day. Timmy Turner was bored. His parents lost their job and they were too poor to send him to camp. They used the rest to go on a vacation together and Vicky was babysitting him in her camp. He was the only one there. To make things worse he had homework for the summer, and his friends were on vacation with their families.
''This stinks'' said 10-year-old Timmy "I won't let Vicky ruin my summer ever again"
"I am going to ruin hers".
"Good idea we will make her sit on a stinky whoopee cushion," said Cosmo. "Oh stop it
Cosmo. Last time Timmy tried to ruin Vicky's summer she send her vicious dog after him. " But Wanda, when we ruin Vicky's summer we're going to have a party a with lots of chocolate in it. " but Timmy I'm on a diet. But I could make it zero calories. Yeeeeepy Let's do it. " Hooray for team Timmy" yelled Cosmo.
Four hours later at one in one in the morning in Vicky's house.
Lets put a whoopee cushion under her butt and post her diary on the newspaper. But why cant you just whish it " I like spy missions '' I wish we had cool spy equipment'" Then the wish was granted by Cosmo and Wanda.
Timmy was in a black suit with special ropes tied to ceiling above Vicky's horrible drooly mouth and roaring annoying snores,"Peanutbutter…. Timmy's
Underwear …………Doydle must eat Timmy's socks and bloody shoes' Timmy was already shaking as he herd a loud scary growl and yellow teeth with flashy orange glaring shiny dog eyes,"Hey look Timmy Vicky has a cute little doggy' yelled Cosmo with an enlightened and enthusiastic voice. "Cute?…….."Said Timmy with a horrified expression while starring at an overfed huge dog with blood dripping out of his mouth all over the floor. Before Doydle bit Timmy as hard as he could Timmy dodged his attack, he yelled, " I wish the dog was still asleep." After about two seconds later Vicky woke up with a confused expression saying "what? Morning already. Time to go torture Timmy. I'll be extra harder because it's summer vacation." "Oh and Vicky to'' yelled Timmy with a determined voice almost as his was begging for his life. Vicky fell asleep as she did came out such a loud thud that could shake the world as her head fell on to her pillow "sheeesh that was close said Wanda 'Now were we said Timmy'" oh the diary hahahahaha laughed Timmy out loud ''sheeee''said Cosmo and Wanda do you want them to wake up again ''Amm no sorry Ill laugh it quietly then'' hahahahahaha laughed Timmy quietly now I will use my extremely
Cool spy technology to find Vicky's diary ''Diary finding heat goggles please'' there you go said Cosmo.
Oh no''whats wrong Timmy asked Wanda ''its under her pillow how are we going to get it out?'' asked Timmy with a frustrated voice.
''I know we can use your grabing''said Wanda ''I lovvvvve fluffy hamsters with ketchup'' said Cosmo ''Here we go said Timmy''. Timmy got out his grabbing device and gently pulled her diary out of the pillow without any big events accept that Vicky sleep talked again and said ''no anything but precious don't take my big baby precious…nooo my money is gone…chicken soup' Okay moving on'' said Timmy and headed to the newspaper stand.