Disclaimer: Naruto—not mine.

The Ruining of a Romantic Moment

TaurenLeaf Primary

Just imagine Sasuke…Sasuke-kun…He is Sasuke. He. Is. Sasuke. Yes, I got it. Sakura took a deep breath and looked ahead. It wasn't like she had a choice, it was a promise, you see, and Sakura was taught to never break a promise.

Oh, shit…lost it. Err, okay, Sasuke-kun...Sasuke…And you ask: why did she make a promise that she didn't want to keep? Well, simply put, it was a deal.

Taijutsu training for…can you believe it? A kiss.

And you really couldn't blame her, with all the nonsense spilling out of that boy's mouth, one learns to ignore it all. She just wasn't listening. Who knew that a small little "yes, sure" would lead to this?

Sakura cringed, for more than the first time that day. She was putting all her concentration on imagining Sasuke—and it was hard. In no way was this man—no, this boy, like Sasuke-kun. For instance, his mouth. It was truly an ugly mouth, those thin and slimy lips…they were nothing, really, nothing like Sasuke's. (She will admit that she was caught more than once staring at those…those delicious, perfect lips.)

But the challenge only urged Sakura to try harder… More minutes passed as she stupidly repeated 'Sasuke' in her mind.

"Sakura-san? Sakura-san…I think the best place for our wonderful and lustful kiss would be under that blossoming tree of blossoming cherry blossoms. Don't you think?"

Shit, shit...how am I supposed to imagine Sasuke with you talking like that? Sakura-san? In my dreams, maybe. She smiled and put on a polite voice, "Ah, yes. Sure."

Seconds later, they were positioned under a cherry blossom tree in uncomfortable silence. Sakura, determined and now staring ahead, was muttering 'Sasuke'. And Lee, who was sifting from foot to foot—obviously nervous.

As Lee gathered his courage, Sakura's seemed to falter, making her look away. How many minutes were spent as one looked up, and the other looked down—who knew? Did it matter? All that was important was that it wasn't ever going to end.

Going on, and on, it was…ongoing.

Until, finally, both their heads snapped up, as if someone had called "GET ON WITH IT!" And so, their eyes locked and everything seemed to freeze. The annoying shouts and screams of the children playing nearby disappeared and Sakura's merciless Sasuke-ing came to an end.

Rock Lee, self-proclaimed Konoha's Blue Beast, leaned in.

Haruno Sakura, self-proclaimed Prettiest Girl in Konoha, braced herself, getting her chakra ready for healing (just in case).

A sudden thought came over Sakura, this isn't so bad…he looks almost…cute—being all nervous like that. Not bad at all, the scenery is so peaceful too...

She leaned in, closing her eyes, (Some might have been expecting this—) just as Lee leaned back out. Making poor Sakura trip and fall face first into the ground (she needed healing after all!).

"I'm sorry, Sakura-san, but we have forgotten something. Something our kiss can not do without, and I—"

"Yeah, yeah, Lee, just get on with it."

"Yes ma'am, my beautiful lady!" he saluted. Saluted. And guess what he did now? Lee, the crazy-green-spandex-loving boy grabbed a whole handful of 'blossoming cherry blossoms'—right off the tree (Sakura cringed again at this), and sprinkled it all over the ground.

"Now we can stand on this beautiful ground, and share our first kiss!"

First kiss? Boy, this will be your only kiss, Sakura thought, if I were a wacky anime character…I would sweatdrop right now.

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A/N: The line "Going on, and on, it was…ongoing." I can't say much there. Just—can I get any stupider? I think I will keep it for your laughs. But no flames about that please…T.T

I could make this into a mini series of all different pairings (typical and crazy) and make them have really intense moments but then at the very last second have one of them mess up. I COULD. If you guys would just review...