"Reshiram use dragon rage" shouted Ash. He was in Unova battling N. "Zekrom! Fusion Bolt!" shouted N. "Dodge it!" said Ash. This call would cost him his life. The move struck Ash instantly burning him up. "ASH!" screamed his friends. Meanwhile, Arceus was sorting the souls when she found Ash's. She decided that because he couldn't be brought back as a human, she would make him a shiny Eevee.
When Ash woke up, he instantly realised that something was up. Everything was much taller. That's when he saw his tail. He then looked at his body and said, "Well, this life of mine is perfectly eggcicut-ed to be a real prick to me!" He didn't know how wrong he was.
Not one minute after he began walking, he herd a fimiliar voice shout, "wow, a shiny Eevee!" Then he felt something metal hit his head. The next thing he felt was a rather comfortable feeling. He liked it so he sat there and enjoyed it. This was a mistake however. Soon, he put two and two together and realised he was inside a pokeball. Then it clicked.
"Well, hello! My name is Piplup. This is Buneary, Mamoswine, and Pachirisu!" said a Pokemon that appeared in the room he was in. "Wait, your Dawn's team!" said Ash as he got up and faced them. "Ok, you have some explaining to do now. First, how do you, a wild Pokemon, know your trainers name on the fly?" asked Bunnery.
"Two, you aren't acting like a wild Pokemon" said Piplup. "And three, you seem to know who we are as well. Why is that?" asked Pachirisu. "Ok, I'll answer those in order. First, I traveled with Dawn through the entire Sinnoh region. Second, I wasn't a wild Pokemon until about five minuets ago. And three, we have met at least fifty times before" said Ash.
"I think we would remember you if we had met you that many times before" said Mamoswine. "Then what's your name?" asked Piplup. "Ash Ketchum" said Ash. "Don't make us laugh. If your Ash, then answer these correctly. What is Dawn's career?" asked Buneary. "She is a Pokemon coordinator" said Ash. "Two, what Pokemon is always on your shoulder?" Asked Piplup. "Pikachu because he fucking hates his pokeball, which I really don't understand since I'm inside one right now and I kind of enjoy it" said Ash. "Three, who else did you travel with in this region?" said Pachirisu. "My good friend Brock. And before you ask, he was the one who made your food when we were traveling, man were his pancakes good!" said Ash.
"Ok Ash, you've convinced us. One thing, how are you a Pokemon?" asked Piplup. "Funny story, it seams that the move Fuision Bolt really hates me for some reason. When I was battling in Unova, I told Reshiram to dodge an attack leavening nothing but air between the giant ball of lightening and my entire face! The rest, I don't know because I was dead for the second time in about two years. The first one was when I was trying to stop a fight between Mew and her clone, Mewtwo" explained Ash.
Piplup just did the white face it did in the anime a few times. "Well, from what I can see, Dawn is about to give us to the nurse Joy. Just so you know, since you are a newly caught wild Pokemon. They're going to give you some shots" said Buneary. "MOTHER FUCKER!" shouted Ash.
When he was sent out, as expected he was given shots. The surprise came from his reaction. "Hey! You have some nerve, giving me shots on my ass! And another thing, I may not be a human anymore, but I'm still a freaking Pokemon. That means I'm gona' feel whatever you do to me. And it may co,e as a surprise to you that a shiny Eevee is speaking in English to the lot of you, but that's just more proof for you jerks that I used to be a Arceus damned human!" shouted Ash.
When he was done ranting at the shocked nurses, he jumped off the table he was on and walked out the double doors. When he got back to Dawn, he gave her a peace of his mind as well. "Hey Dawn! I don't think you realise this, but you just caught your friend and possible crush in a fucking pokeball, which wasn't all that bad because otherwise, I would probably be dead again for the second time in one day. Then, you proceeded to have the sadists in there give me shots on my BUTT! And yes, we have met before because I'm Ash Ketchum, you know, the one who almost always had a Pikachu on his shoulder. The one who you you and Brock traveled with. Also, the one who was always acting like a dense idiot!" shouted Ash as he sat down in front of her.
"Ok, this is a whole new level of pure weird. I'm sorry Ash, I didn't know you were you. Also, why are you a shiny Eevee?" asked Dawn when she recovered. "Hey, no need to worry" laughed Ash as he copied her motto. "Yep, you learned that from me" said Dawn as she picked him up and walked over to the counter to get her other Pokemon. "So, would you rather stay in your ball or walk with me?" she asked him. "To be honest, I would rather walk with you during the day, but at night, I would like you to return me please" said Ash.
"Oh, Iris and Cilan are probably crying about your death. You should call them" suggested Dawn as she walked over to the video phone and dialed he number of the Pokemon center that they were staying at.
"*sniff* Hello, Dawn. We should probably tell you Ash is dead." said Cilan. "Actually, he is right here with me" said Dawn as she held him up to the camera. "Dawn, are you feeling ok? That's just a shiny Eevee" said Iris. "Oh, the two of you just saw two legendary Pokemon, herd me say I've died and been reincarnated once before, but you don't recognize my spiky hair? Also, you think some wild Eevee would go around talking, actually know the two of you, recall the last thing the three of us saw before I got fried to death by a legendary dragon, and wear a Pokemon league baseball cap?!" asked Ash.
"Wait, ASH!? Your alive, and you're a shiny Pokemon!?" shouted Cilan. "Ohhh, your so adorable!" squealed Iris. "Iris, don't you start again. I'm still part human, so you are really embarising me now." said Ash. "Quit swearing, Ash! We're in a public place!" scolded Dawn as she knocked him on the head. "Hey, that hurt!" said Ash. "Well, stop cussing then!" said Dawn.