I do not own Dragonball even though I wish I did, then I'll be pretty well off. Oh well.
The Naïve Adventures of Goku
Inspired by Perverted Chick an Ruth Ann
Goku and Chichi had just gotten married. Chichi kicked Goku out because on their wedding night he put it in the wrong hole. Oh, that naïve Goku. Audience Laughter.
"Gosh Golly, why is Chichi mad at me?" Goku asked himself dumbfoundedly.
"It's because you're an idiot."
"Who said that?"
"It's me The Narrator."
"What's The Narrator?" asked Goku
"It's that little voice in your head that tells you to kill people and throw feces while shrieking."
STORY FREEZE
Perverted Chick: Isn't that a conscience?
The Narrator: No, a conscience is a sense of right and wrong, and killing people and throwing feces are obviously wrong.
Perverted Chick: How is throwing feces wrong? It's disgusting but it's not on the same level as killing someone.
The Narrator: It's disgusting therefore it's wrong.
Perverted Chick: I can be disgusting at times, does that make me wrong?
The Narrator: Yes.
Perverted Chick: What! ………. Well, isn't my turn to be "The Narrator?"
The Narrator: You know what, you're ruining my story. Like I say to my dog, "GOONEE, BITCH!"
BACK TO THE STORY
"It's that little voice in your head that tells you to kill people and throw feces while shrieking."
"So that's why I do that. I always thought it was because I'm part monkey."
"Oh Goku, that's not the reason."
Oh that naïve Goku. Audience Laughter.