Me: Hey guys! This is my first fanfiction! I hope that you will enjoy it!
Rito: Please be a normal writer. PLEASE be a normal writer.
Me: Not a chance. I just love your freaking "accidents."
Rito: Damn it!
Lala: Who are you yelling at, Rito?
An evil look immediately appeared in my eyes, and I maliciously grin.
Rito: No! Not her too!
Me: Oh, would you prefer Yami instead? Or perhaps Yui?
Rito: That's not what I mean! Just leave the girls out of your twisted story!
Me: Impossible! Just imagine the fan disappointment! Now, on with my story!
A/N: This is narration; "This is speaking," and 'this is thinking'.
Disclaimer: I don't own To Love Ru or any of its characters.

Chapter 1: The Seeds of Imminent Disaster

It was an ordinary day on the planet Earth. The sun was shining brightly, the sky was clear, and Rito had managed to grope Lala's big breasts. Yes, a typical Saturday morning for the Yuuki household.

"S-sorry!" Rito apologized, pulling his hand away from Lala, who was laying astonishingly naked on top of his bed.

"Hmm? For what?" Lala asked with a confused look on her face.

"For-… I just-… ah, never mind." He sighed, exasperated. 'When did this become normal?' he casually thought. "Put some clothes on before Mikan or somebody else gets the wrong idea." He said, turning away with a blushing face.

"Okay!" Lala exclaimed, cheerful as ever, dramatically running out of his room, still exposing her beautiful naked body.

"I meant before-… ah, never mind. It's not like anybody saw that anyway." he said, turning around and, as per the normal level of randomness, tripping on a certain large-breasted twin's foot and falling face-first onto her developing chest.

"ohh~" Momo cried with a seductive tone, her tail twitching after impact.

"Momo!" Rito exclaimed, pulling his face out of her cute breasts and, upon seeing that she was also naked, promptly fell backwards with a severe nosebleed.

"You too?" he complained with a surprised look on his face. He could handle one, but two would be quite troublesome.

"I forgot to leave before you wake up this morning, Rito-san~" she cooed with a face that shows obviously that she intended to stay in his room all along.

Mikan picked this as the perfect moment to enter the room. "Rito, breakfast is-" she stopped to see Rito bleeding it all out and Momo's slender body.

"I thought you didn't bleed like that anymore after all of this, Rito. And you!" she pointed a finger at Momo, who was quietly retrieving her shirt. "I thought that you had finally stopped sneaking into his room."

"But Onee-sama did it too. It wasn't fair." Momo pouted, a cute but dangerous sight to see.

"She isn't supposed to do that either." Mikan deadpanned.

Upon hearing this, Momo scratched her head and giggled. "Okay. I'll stop sneaking into his room." she said, but it seems that Mikan's word had went from one of her ear to another.

"Thanks, Mikan. I really owe you one." Rito said, standing up, brushing off dirt from his body.

"Good. But as for a reward, you can do the shopping today." said Mikan, knowing that he would definitely do it even if she won't ask him.

"Okay. I'll do it." he said in a cheerful tone, hoping to get away from the fiasco that was his life.

"Now get dressed. Breakfast is ready." Mikan commanded in a quite an elderly tone.

When Rito got downstairs for breakfast, he saw that the table was set for seven people. "Me, Lala, Momo, Nana, Mikan, Celine, and … Who?" he wondered out loud, letting the girls hear his wonders.

"Yuuki Rito." hissed Yami from a peaceful corner. "You weren't doing anything perverted so early in the morning, were you?" she questioned, her hair turning into sharp blades, ready to rip Rito into shreds if he responded wrongly.

"N-no!" Rito exclaimed with fear, "At least, not on purpose…" he added with a shaky voice.

Golden Darkness simply nodded. "I suppose that I cannot prove you are at fault," she muttered in a boring monotone, "But!" Her hair sliced ominously through the air. "If you do anything like that to me, accident or not…" she let the threat hang in the air, and Rito gulped deeply and nodded his head with panic.

"Glad that we straightened that out" Yami retrieved her fearing blades afterwards.

Rito nodded his head in agreement. "If you don't mind me asking, are you the reason why there is another spot on the table?" Rito casually asked, looking for a different topic of conversation.

"Yes. I have come to discern the eating habits of my target." deadpanned Yami, causing Rito to sweatdrop in response.

"Of course you will." Rito responded, scratching the back of the back of his head. "Now, why don't we start learning?" he said calmly as the others walked in.

"It's so nice for Yami-chan to be eating breakfast with us!" exclaimed Lala, sitting down cheerfully. Mikan nodded her head in agreement, blushing with the thought of her close friend sharing breakfast with them.

Yami excused herself, saying that she needed to "contemplate this new information" after they finished their morning meal.

"I also need to go. I have to pick up groceries for Mikan." Rito said, standing up from his seat. "I promised her that I would."

"Okay! May I come with you? Please?" Lala begged with dog like eyes. "S-sure. I guess you can come with me. It's only groceries." No harm in that, right?

"Yay!" she screeched, standing up to accompany Rito in his simple errand.

"Nothing better could happen." Nana grumbled after they left with a grumpy look on her face.

"But, aren't they supposed to be together?" Mikan asked with curiosity.

"Could it be," Momo began, "that you are jealous with Onee-chan's relationship with Rito?"

"N-no!" retaliated Nana. "W-Why would I be jealous of a relationship with that beast?" She stuttered

"The same reason that the rest of us are: you love him!" prodded Momo with a grin.

"No way! The day that I admit that I love Rito is the day that he becomes a Devilucian!" Nana yelled defiantly. The room grew quiet with Nana's distracting statement. Mikan was the first to speak up after the awkward silence.

"But you just did admit it." she pointed out with a blank look on her face.

Nana blushed redder than a tomato. "Wh-who asked you, anyway?" she stammered. "I'm going to my room!" she yelled, going up the stairs.

"I think I struck a nerve…" Mikan mumbled, playing with her fingers.

Oh the irony and this cruel fate.

Me: Dun, dun, duhhhhh! Cliffhanger!
Rito: That has multiple meanings, baka!
Me: Exactly! That's why I love cliffhangers.
Haruna: Do I get a part in the story now?
Me: Maybe. I didn't think that you were important enough for now. Maybe later.
Rito: But she's a main character!
Me: So is Ryouko, but she's not here, is she?
Ryouko: Did somebody say my name?
Me: Facepalm That's not the point. This is my story. I can do whatever I want in it. Even make you do a handstand.
Rito: Try me.
Me: Do a handstand. does a handstand, badly Time to go! Read, review, favorite, follow. Later.
*Beta'd by GitahMuttan*