Wicked in the TARDIS

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Chapter One: Shoes!

"Rose?" The Doctor called into the TARDIS, "Rose? Where are you?" He called again in an exasperated tone,

"I'm right here Doctor!" She said, popping up right behind him. The Doctor jumped at least a foot into the air, causing Rose to beak down in hysterical laughter,

"What?" He asked calmly, trying to act like he didn't just jump in the air, due to being scared by a 19 year-old Earth Girl,

"You've been attack by Daleks, Cybermen, Werewolves and Krillitanes, and yet I can STILL scare you!" she said between giggles,

"Yer well so can your mum" He muttered to himself, but he probably didn't need to mumble, seeing as Rose had stopped laughing and was looking wide-eyed in the direction of the control room,

"Rose?" he asked waving one hand in front of her face,

"Stop that and look over there" she said pointing towards the direction of the doors at the front of the TARDIS. He turned his whole body, looking confused until he saw what she was staring at,

"Oh My God!" He exclaimed. Right next to the door there was a bubble, a Pink Bubble to more precise, forming in the entrance,

"Doctor, what is it?" Rose asked, but he couldn't answer, he hadn't a clue himself, "Doctor I thought you said no-one else to get in here especially when we're floating through time and space!" She said urgently,

"Well I didn't think anyone could, at least no-one has before, in this whole 900 years of my existence" He said still not taking his eyes of the pink bubble, which was getting bigger every second,

"Doctor it's big enough to fit a person inside it" She noted, "You don't think…" She trailed off seeing his expression, which meant that yes there probably was something inside it, all of a sudden it popped and two people dropped to the floor, in a mess of pink and Black

"Elphie, get off of me!" The pink bundle cried,

"You do realize you are dead if we aren't still in Oz right!" The Black one grumbled. Rose gasped, 'Oz, but That's from the book, The Wizard of Oz, oh my god!' she thought to herself, she looked down in thought not seeing the two figures stand up until the Doctor started tapping her,

"Um Rose" he whispered urgently, She looked up and screamed, very high-pitched and very loud. The Black bundled person was GREEN! 'Oh no, Oz, Green person, that must mean The Wicked Witch Of The West!' The 'Wicked Witch' winced when Rose screamed,

"Oh great, yet another person who hasn't seen a green-skinned girl before!" The witch cried exasperated, "Galinda! Where in Oz are we?" Rose froze 'Glinda, but the witch said it like Guhlinda so it can't be can it?'

"Well how should I know Elphie?" the 'Galinda' girl said, obviously very distraught,

"You're the one who conjured the stupid bubble!" The Witch pointed out,

"Excuse me!" The Doctor spoke up suddenly,

"Why hello!" Galinda said cheerfully, holding her hand out to The Doctor who took it cautiously and shook it, Galinda looked at her hand in confusion,

"Yer may I just add that you were meant to politely kiss her hand" The Witch said pointedly,

"What he didn't know that?" Galinda asked, still very confused

"No, my sweet, no he didn't"

"Oh"

"My I ask just, Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my TARDIS" The Doctor cried out,

"Oh sorry, almost forgot my manners. I blame you for that Elphie," Galinda said as 'Elphie' rolled her eyes, "Hello," She said to The Doctor and Rose "My name I Galinda Upland, of the Upper Uplands" 'Elphie' shook her head slightly, "Elphie, I do believe it's your turn!" Galinda said, still smiling brightly,

"Oh fine!" 'Elphie' said walking towards them, "My name is Elphaba Thropp, The Third Thropp Descending, And who may I ask in Oz name are you?"

"Oh right of course, how rude of me, I'm The Doctor and this is Rose!" The Doctor said cheerfully, "now answer my other question, why are you here, and HOW are you here?"

Before Galinda could start talking, which she was very clearly ready to do, Elphaba stepped in, "I don't KNOW how we got here, it all started when Galinda wanted to practice her Teleporting Bubble spell"

"Well It worked at least" Galinda said, very optimistically,

"But do you know where we are?" Elphaba asked in matter-of-factly way

"Well…."

"No didn't think so, now be a little quieter, please" Elphaba turned to face The Doctor, "Okay 'Doctor' Where ARE we?"

"You mean you don't know?" Rose asked quietly, speaking for practically the first time,

"No you don't say!" Elphaba retorted, "I just ask where we are for the sake of it!" She turned back to The Doctor, "Can you just tell us where we are?"

"You're in a TARDIS" The Doctor, confused as hell,

"A whatis?" Galinda chirped up,

"TARDIS" The Doctor said, slowly and clearly, mocking her, Galinda frowned, "You're also floating through Time and Space" He said

Elphaba laughed slightly, "That's impossible, Galinda" Elphaba turned round to face her bubbly blonde companion just to find that she wasn't there, "Galinda?" Her eyes scanned the room only to see her cohort skipping down a long corridor,

"Where is your friend going?" The Doctor asked Elphaba who was shaking her head slightly. She sighed,

"Oh I don't know" she said, "It's very rare I ever DO know what goes on inside Galinda Upland's mind" suddenly Galinda stopped and turned into a room,

"SWEET OZ, I LOVE THESE SHOES!"

To Be Continued….