Weirdest. Random. Drabble. Ever. I mean, EVER.

And yes, I know Lon and Soraru aren't Vocaloids. Just felt like putting them in as such.

I own nothing but my rosy red bum.


Lon scratched at her head, bored. "This sucks!" she pouted childishly. "We move in with the other Vocaloids, and suddenly the AC dies. Is it my fault I'm too hot for it to take?"

Her question was met with silence.

Soraru pointedly stared into his book, ignoring the terrible pun. She blushed.

"Oh come on, Raru-kun! Say something so I can stop babbling in a very stupid way," she pleaded. The bluette twitched.

"Shut up. Good enough?"

"Brilliant." Lon smiled beautiously at the annoyed singer. "That's perfect," she beamed.

"Then DO it!" yelped the exasperated Soraru.

"No, but thanks"