How Lord Voldie Died 8

by RuneWitchSakura

Voldie returns for two more pathetic deaths including fanficfan1037's South Park suggestion. Not sure if it's really from SP, but then again, I don't watch that show, so, yeah. Read and Review people! PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE! Pretty Please

1. Frying Pan of Doom

Voldemort stepped out of his cauldron again. After two days of nothing bad happening to him causing him to die, he decided to invade Hogwarts again.

"Haha! I am the gre-" Ron stood and interrupted him.

"Oh Crap Voldie! You have a demon that steals your nose in you!" he yelled before summoning Hermione's book and turning it into a frying pan, "Here; let me get it for you!" Ron hit him. Voldie fell down.

"OMG! You killed Voldie! YAY!" Harry yelled, before Voldemort groaned, "You didn't hit him hard enough! Hit him again!" Ron did.

Lord Voldie died again.