Since We've Been Gone
By Ael


Disclamer: "Since You've Been Gone" is Weird Al's.

Author's Notes: *shrugs* Got bored. This happened.


Since we've been gone
Well, my family's sad and lonely without me there
Since we've been gone
Creative Coalition is now just thin air
Oh well, the World War Three of Earth
Has gotten even farther along
You know, it's been just a pain-in-the-butt
Since we've been gone

(Since we've been gone)
It couldn't be any worse if they dropped
A two-ton nuclear bomb on my home
(Since we've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if they shot
Some flying pink-and-purple gnomes

Since we've been gone
Well, it feels like it's been fifteen years to me
Since we've been gone
It's like I've lived out a life that's happened on TV
Ever since the day we left that
We've had adventures up to our ears
You know, our lives were exceedingly dull
When we were still there