Cloudic: heyyyyy everybody! I havent posted a story in a while but you can
bet that you'll be rolling on your sides in laughter or my name is susana
antonio the third.and its not! Oh, yeah my brother gave me the idea for the
story. Oh and this will be done like a T.V. show, with commercials. And
all of you in other parts of the world, magic mountain is our six flags in
the big C.A. Yep, my first self-inducted fic! Except my character is
stratus, he's kinda like Vincent, except with a different personality, and
he uses a sword called the demon edge.
Barrels: hey! Come back with my cheese puffs Stratus!
Stratus: but I love cheese puffs!
Cloudic: on with the story! By the way I do not own final fantasy, magic
mountain, or mcdonalds.
Cloudic the hedgehog presents:
FF7 GOES TO SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN! (cue corny theme music) EPISODE 1: PROLOGUE
Narrator: our story begins when cloud and friends enter magic mountain, but lets tell you what happened that got them there! On the highwind.
Yuffie: are we there yet? Cid: no Yuffie: are we there yet? Cid: no Yuffie: are we there yet? Cid: no Yuffie: are we there yet? Cid: no Yuffie: are we. barret: we're not there yet foo' shut yer pie-hole! Teens. Cloud: how long until arrival at gold saucer? Cid: approximately 1 hour Cloud: good job. (walks downstairs) Yuff: hey why are you calling me yuff? Author: I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT MUHAHAHA(hacks) Yuff: that's basically the same thing I asked! (everyone ignores her) Tifa:(in a seductive voice) hey cloud, wanna go on the gondola ride? Stratus: yeah! Ill go on the gondola ride with you hottie!! (censored, switch to black screen. Ok switch back.) stratus: fist indent in face.cant move. Cloud: yeah, I remember the first time I hit on tifa.still have the scar. Tifa: NO ONE HITS ON ME!! I HIT ON THEM!! IF THEY HIT ON ME I HIT THEM!! Red: humans are confusing Vincent: no kidding
(hours later cause I'm lazy)
Cloud: cid, are you sure those cigs don't have drugs in them? We're still not at the gold saucer. cid: (head buried in a map) I knew I shoulda took the !@#$!@ left toin at albaquoikey!(munching on carrot instead of cig) Yuff: STOP CALLING ME THAT OR ILL RAM THE CONFORMER UP YOUR NOSE!! Yuffie: better! Look at all those big rides Cloud: Let's stay here instead of going to gold saucer! (all get out of highwind) intercom: pwease buy a twicket for a second twip! Cid: what the !@#$ is a twicket? Barret: dunno, but we better buy a ticket. Cait: at least theres no special currency here! (all buy ticket and go to metal detector) woman: please place all metal items in this bucket. (all throw in weapons. Bucket breaks.) woman: okaaayy, no weapons allowed in the park. (Vincent promptly turns into chaos) woman: okay, okay, weapons are allowed, geez as long as you don't kill anyone. (Vincent changes back.) cloud: well, here we are, in the park. (credits roll) written by: Cloudic produced by: Cloudic directed by: Cloudic.. everything cloudic) (commercial. Little brainwashed children dance around seph in a clown costume) LBC: (in monotone voice) (X3)give sephiroth the black materia.everybody come on, seph: give it to me! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Cloudic: what wonders await them in six flags?? Find out next episode!! THE DOGGY DOG PARK!!
Cloudic the hedgehog presents:
FF7 GOES TO SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN! (cue corny theme music) EPISODE 1: PROLOGUE
Narrator: our story begins when cloud and friends enter magic mountain, but lets tell you what happened that got them there! On the highwind.
Yuffie: are we there yet? Cid: no Yuffie: are we there yet? Cid: no Yuffie: are we there yet? Cid: no Yuffie: are we there yet? Cid: no Yuffie: are we. barret: we're not there yet foo' shut yer pie-hole! Teens. Cloud: how long until arrival at gold saucer? Cid: approximately 1 hour Cloud: good job. (walks downstairs) Yuff: hey why are you calling me yuff? Author: I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT MUHAHAHA(hacks) Yuff: that's basically the same thing I asked! (everyone ignores her) Tifa:(in a seductive voice) hey cloud, wanna go on the gondola ride? Stratus: yeah! Ill go on the gondola ride with you hottie!! (censored, switch to black screen. Ok switch back.) stratus: fist indent in face.cant move. Cloud: yeah, I remember the first time I hit on tifa.still have the scar. Tifa: NO ONE HITS ON ME!! I HIT ON THEM!! IF THEY HIT ON ME I HIT THEM!! Red: humans are confusing Vincent: no kidding
(hours later cause I'm lazy)
Cloud: cid, are you sure those cigs don't have drugs in them? We're still not at the gold saucer. cid: (head buried in a map) I knew I shoulda took the !@#$!@ left toin at albaquoikey!(munching on carrot instead of cig) Yuff: STOP CALLING ME THAT OR ILL RAM THE CONFORMER UP YOUR NOSE!! Yuffie: better! Look at all those big rides Cloud: Let's stay here instead of going to gold saucer! (all get out of highwind) intercom: pwease buy a twicket for a second twip! Cid: what the !@#$ is a twicket? Barret: dunno, but we better buy a ticket. Cait: at least theres no special currency here! (all buy ticket and go to metal detector) woman: please place all metal items in this bucket. (all throw in weapons. Bucket breaks.) woman: okaaayy, no weapons allowed in the park. (Vincent promptly turns into chaos) woman: okay, okay, weapons are allowed, geez as long as you don't kill anyone. (Vincent changes back.) cloud: well, here we are, in the park. (credits roll) written by: Cloudic produced by: Cloudic directed by: Cloudic.. everything cloudic) (commercial. Little brainwashed children dance around seph in a clown costume) LBC: (in monotone voice) (X3)give sephiroth the black materia.everybody come on, seph: give it to me! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Cloudic: what wonders await them in six flags?? Find out next episode!! THE DOGGY DOG PARK!!