A Story In Which Quatre Gets Drunk
By Sakura Aino
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Gundam Wing, or any of the characters. I DO however own Sakura, because she's me. Yes.
Author's Note: As you may have guessed, I am VERY bored. Title tells all. This is one of my VERY few fics which comes out into the daylight, I know it's not very good. You can e-mail me with comments,
Duo walks into the kitchen carrying an armload of champagne, startling Sakura, who is sitting in the kitchen drawing.
Sakura: *looks up from paper* Duo what are you doing with all that alcohol??
Duo: *grins evilly* nothing… * yells into hall * HEY QUATRE!!! *grabs a couple of glasses and fills them to the rim *
Quatre: * pokes head into kitchen* Yes?
Sakura: -.-'
Duo: Come and have a drink with me. * puts glasses down on the table*
Quatre: *eyes the glasses carefully * What is this?
Duo: * answers a little too quickly * Ginger Ale.
Quatre: I don't believe you Duo. -.
Duo: *grins sheepishly * Well… *glances at Sakura * What if she drinks it??
Quatre: *ponders * Then I guess it's alright.
Duo:* super big scary grin* Here Sakura! * hands her a glass*
Sakura: *shakes head * glug…glug…glug…
Quatre: * watches carefully*
Sakura: * sets down glass and wipes mouth* There. Happy?
Quatre: Alright then. * picks up a glass and chugs it*
Duo: * snickers quietly while sipping his own drink*
Quatre: *eyes open wide O.O * Duo what IS this?
Duo: Good question. *pretends to read label, even though he knows, and lied to Quatre saying it was ginger ale * It's a carbonated beverage. *stated very matter-of-factly. *
Quatre: O.O Gimme more!!!
Sakura: *rests head on table * Duo… what are you trying to do?
Duo: * pours another glass for Quatre* Nothing…
Quatre: *drinks it all down in record time… 5 seconds!!! *
Duo: * grins evilly again* :-D
Sakura: * sits up straight realizing what's going on* I'm going to get the video camera!! n______n
Quatre: * getting kind of tipsy* You do that.
Duo: How about I tip yeah off there bud? * re-fills Quatre's glass*
Quatre: Okie… * wobbles a bit*
Sakura: * comes dashing into room with camera* what did I miss?
Quatre: @.@ Miss???
Duo: Nothin.
Sakura: * flicks on camera* Feeling a little… Stupid yet Quatre??
Quatre: Nuuu… * hiccup*
Duo: * snickers again*
Quatre: * chugs the glass or champaign…* I'm rich. I'm not allowed to… * hic* be stupid.
Sakura: *giggles * If you say so.
Duo: Hey Quatre…
Quatre: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees??? * hic*
Duo: Can I have some of that too?
Quatre: * looks down and discovers he had taken the bottle and was now hugging it for dear life* sure….
Next thing we all know Quatre is in a lifeless heap on the floor
Trowa: * walks into room, looks at Quatre, drooling on the floor* Duo. What did you do to my floor.
Sakura: O.O you can… TALK!!??
Trowa: Yes. Now what did you do to my floor.
Duo: Ex-CUSE me Mr. Ya I can talk, but this is MY floor! Now how did you get in here anyway?
Trowa: * shrugs*
Sakura: . So very, very confused…
Duo: * hugs her* It's ok.
Trowa: Well by the look of poor Quatre here it's NOT ok.
Quatre: * suddenly comes too* What an awesome roller coaster!!! Let's do it again!!!
Duo, Sakura, Trowa: O.o
THE END!!
Sakura: Ya, I know it sucked. That's where you come in… I need you to e-mail me with comments and suggestions pleeeease!!! n___n Bai!!
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