Title: Zechs as Cronk
Author: Kat-Lady04
Warnings: None
Fusion fic that I had an idea for about a year ago. Never actually wrote the whole thing but this scene wouldn't leave until I wrote it down. I apologize in advance for the crack, The Emperor's New Groove is one of my Erin's favorite movies and she got me hooked.
Disclaimer: Neither TENG or GW are mine, but I can quote almost they whole New Groove movie!
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Zechs returned from another failed attempt to capture/kill the pilot of the Wing Gundam and as usual Une was not happy with him as she had been the one to give the order.
Une slumped her head forward in defeat. "Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey…"
Zechs got a wounded look on his face (you could only see the bottom half but it looked wounded) His shoulder Duo started glaring at Une. "Hey!"
"A really, really big stupid monkey named Zechs." Une was now glaring at Zech, not noticing that even his shoulder Quatre was looking ready to attack. "And you know what else? That bucket you wear on your head never fooled me Milliardo, NEVER!"
Zechs let out a pained whimper and his bottom lip started to tremble. Shoulder Duo cocked his scythe and leaned forward his violet eyes blazing. "That's it, she's going down!" Shoulder Quatre placed a comforting hand on Zechs' neck and in a calming voice said "Remember the wicked shall receive their just rewards from above." Zechs and both shoulder pilots looked up above Une to see a chandelier hanging in just the right spot. A golden glow seemed to shine down upon the trio like divine light (it was really Zechs' shoulder Wufei shining the Justice Flashlight down on them to give them the added incentive to give the Psycho her due.) "That'll work." All three said in a deadpan voice.
-End-
And if you've seen the movie you know what happened next. :-) Yeah I know, devilDuo and angleQuatre are kind of overdone but it was perfect! I went ahead and gave Zechs a whole set of shoulder pilots; even though I didn't mention it, shoulder Heero is giving Une a hotfoot and shoulder Trowa is tying her shoelaces together. Yeah, sure, that'll work.
I made a list, when I wrote this, of all the characters as someone else. I'm pretty sure that most of them would shoot me but it seemed funnier than hell when I worked them out. Of course when I was planning it, Trieze and Wufei were going to somehow end up together and Heero would end up with…I dunno, Trowa or something. (shrugs) I was bored, what can I say.
Zechs – Cronk
Treize – Kuzco
Une – Izma
Wufei – Pacha
Heero – Pacha's wife
Quatre – Daughter
Duo – Son
Trowa – Theme Song Guy
Hilde – Waitress
Random Maguanacs – Villagers
Sally – Squirrel
Catharine – Cook in Mudga's Meat Hut