This is an idea I had because of a story by Burakku's Shadow called "Trapped in Wishes". It's similar, only, well… you'll see. If I'm told by Burakku's Shadow that they don't want me to do this, I'll take it down, but until then, have fun!
Envy glared at the girl holding something gold in her arms. "You said you wouldn't."
"I lied." She replied simply, with a smile. "Shall we?" She turned to the readers. "My name is Elisa, and this, as you know, is Envy."
Envy grumbled.
"Here's the deal: I force Envy into this." She pulled out an Arabian looking lamp.
"Oh, shit." Envy uttered before becoming a dark green mist, which was sucked into the lamp.
"Then you, the reader, send in a review with any physical information, the basics of your personality, and how you find this lamp." She grinned. "Then you do this." She rubbed the lamp, and the mist poured out again, and turned back into Envy.
"What the hell?" Envy looked at his wrist to see gold bracelets of sorts. "What are these for?"
"They tie you to the lamp, silly!" She giggled like a little girl, even though she was in her mid-teens. "You also send in your three wishes, and this one here grants them."
"If you weren't immortal in your own fandom, I'd kill you!" The new genie growled.
She rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, keep talking." She turned back to the readers again. "Here are the rules:
No wishing for more wishes.
Wishes about the genie himself involving yaoi, death, falling in love with you, etc. will all become invalid.
You cannot wish him free.
You can't send in multiple responses just to get more wishes.
Any invalid wish results in a ferret.
"A ferret?" Envy raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you steal that from Warehouse 13?"
"Yeah." Elisa shrugged. "I liked the idea, so I 'borrowed' it."
He sighed. "When are you going to let me go?"
"As long as the reviews come in, you'll still be a genie."
Envy barked a laugh. "Then things are looking pretty good for me, because people seem to hate your stories."
Elisa glared, and then sighed. "The few people who actually care about my stories who review… I thank you."
You know what to do, so… do it.